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HiFructosePronSyrup Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-19-08 05:39 PM
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Things I'm kinda thankful for, #14
The ants haven't been a problem since those really big spiders showed up.
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Chan790 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-19-08 05:52 PM
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1. Now all you need is an infestation of frogs.
To get rid of the spiders.
Possums to get rid of the frogs.
Coyotes to get rid of the possums.
Wolves to chase off the coyotes.
Moose to level out the wolves.

I have no idea how one checks a population of moose...I suggest at that point that you just move...
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Cant trust em Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-19-08 05:55 PM
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2. How to check the moose population...in a word.
Dragons.
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Chan790 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-19-08 05:58 PM
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3. Sure...if you like having your house burnt down.
Then what? You just can't get rid of a dragon. You're better off cutting and running after the moose settle in. It's better for everybody.
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Cant trust em Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-19-08 06:03 PM
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4. Of course you can get rid of a dragon. Hire one of these


Then you charge admission to watch the fight and then use the proceeds to buy a new house. Problem solved.

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