Create a topic using as much inflammatory material as you can.

[arcadian]

Covering flamewar topics current, historical, political and social. Try to reference as many flame wars in the topic as possible, so I know what to avoid. I think I missed something about furries. How do I know? Because I see little furry avatars all over the place that weren't there before.

[unpossibles]

1. Transexual vegan parent furries meetup at Olive Garden to hear John McCain's Socialist Medicine Plan

film at eleven.

[yellowdogintexas]

2. breastfeeding pitbulls with screaming children at Olive Garden eating cornflake

chicken, drinking boxed wine while smoking.

[DS1]

3. I really don't think you want me to.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

4. Kerosene drenched flannel shirts.

How about it?

[Carnea]

5. Clinton Supporters realise Obama is a negro

In my defense I was asked nicely to post a flamewar....

[nomorenomore08]

10. HAHAHA!!! So wrong, but so funny!

nt

[1Hippiechick]

11. OMG, this is hilarious! ROFL

:rofl:

:woohoo:

:applause:

[petronius]

13. Wow. I'm not even going to try - this thread is over...

Well played!

:toast:

[Ikonoklast]

14. DUzy!!

[DS1]

21. I'm gonna be keeping an eye on you

Well played

[montanto]

6. Kudzu growing Hummer driving women breast feed while eating

cornflake fried chicken, smoking, and talking on cell phones at Olive Garden and call others douchbags because they think they should have gone to Cracker Barrel instead.

And they vote for a candidate that you don't like.

[guitar man]

7. Mothers breastfeeding pitbulls at Olive Garden

and drinking boxed wine while their screaming children order kudzu from transexual Clinton-supporting waiters in the smoking section. Then the whole lot gets into a Hummer limo and goes to see a midnight showing of "The 300"

:D

[lost-in-nj]

8. Dogs are better then cats!!

:rofl:



:hi:



lost

[ThomCat]

33. Oh No, you did not just say that!

x(

This means WAR!

[PVnRT]

9. Pink Floyd sucks enormous donkey balls. Olive Garden douchebag Fat Actress Brokeback Mountain.

[east texas lib]

12. Blind Bulemic Bi-Sexual Aetheist Dwarf Arrested For Occular Assault(Felony Glaring) at Olive Garden.

Hey, it's all I got.

[Ptah]

15. I like taking my children to restaurants.

[Initech]

16. Newly married interracial gay couple burns the American flag.

[realisticphish]

18. that drunken idiot

kicked your asses south of the donna dixon line

[Xipe Totec]

17. Hillary Clinton

That's it.

[ThoughtCriminal]

19. Fried Chicken and Sugar Frosted Flakes

Recipes?

[Carnea]

20. Self invovoled bump

[flvegan]

22. Vegan Rep Kucinich introduces Bush impeachment while feeding feral cats as he walked his pitbulls

near children that are screaming at the table of a roadside cafe that allows smoking and free valet parking for gigantic SUVs.

[Gormy Cuss]

23. Rabrrrrrr Rabrrrrrr Rabrrrrrr Rabrrrrrr Rabrrrrrr Rabrrrrrr Rabrrrrrr Rabrrrrrr

ad infinitem.

[FloridaJudy]

24. Walmart sells guns

To pit bulls. Circumcised pit bulls.

[1awake]

25. most inflammatory hmmmmm....

erm....


DU forum members in whole back W. Bush for third term...



... inflammatory enough??? ;)

[BlueIris]

26. Should undocumented immigrants be forced to get vaccinated against Nickleback and Hillary?

And should we, as taxpayers, foot the bill?

[BlueIris]

27. Will feminist Gen-Xers turn on Obama in the Fall if they find out he liked the film "Crash"?

And could it turn into the biggest. scandal. ever??

[woo me with science]

28. Obama doesn't believe your repressed memories,

and he thinks you are stupid for buying "homeopathic" water.

[BlueIris]

29. Does the dad have the right to choose not to pay alimony if the mom circumcised their kid?

After picking the sex of the baby, smoking during the pregnancy, delivering with a midwife and eating the placenta afterward? And isn't the entire concept of alimony goddamned unfair??

[BlueIris]

30. But what about obese moderates who drive SUVs and like medical marijuana but not single payer?

The Democratic Party cannot survive without them!!!

[Withywindle]

31. Barack Obama bummed a cigarette from me

and we talked about how lazy and gross fat people are and he said that if his baby mama ever got a lardass he'd leave her. I said, "Right on" because I'm a young slutty woman who hates second-wave feminists because they all sound like my nagging mother and I like to agree with everything men say because it makes me feel rebellious. Finally I said, "Do you know what really gets me hot? Sharia law."

He said, "You know what turns me on? Civil War re-enactors."

[BlueIris]

32. The definition of leadership is Sheehan making out with Kucinich and Kerry to unite the Party.

If she would only do that, preferably while I video it for my friends, (hey, shut up, they're progressive!) I'd support her. Then we'd see some real action in this country!

[XemaSab]

34. Hillary hosts cigar and pate party at whites-only golf club

:grr:

[chknltl]

35. Vanity Post. Personal DU record for me!

Kucinich referendum to impeach passes to the judiciary. chknltl Thu Jun-12-08 06:04 AM 168-responses 61-recommendations 6279-views. Made it to 4 stars too!

I've never gotten more than a dozen or so recs in any given OP over the few years that I have been here. I confess that I did nothing more than report an event and list the data, I was not at all expecting this response. It isn't like I did anything difficult or particularly journalistic. For now, I'll take what I can get and be happy. OVER 6000 folks looked at my post! :woohoo:

OK that was off topic. Flamewars have been started around here for responding off topic sometimes...tootin one's own horn is rarely a great idea either, so I got 2 strikes against me!

There, killed 2 birds with one stone, (metaphorically speaking of course-I like birds)...now if nobody minds, I'll be bookmarking my response so that I can have my silly vanity archived.

[elshiva]

36. Camille Paglia is a transexual vegan communist atheist who

should be vice president of the Olive Garden memorial to Joseph Liberman

[BlueIris]

37. Rec this thread if you don't think a Brazillian kudzu-ed sex threads can save capitalism.

Or America!!!

[BlueIris]

38. CALL CONGRESS, DEAN, MICHAEL MOORE, DB COOPER AND BJORK! RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!

Anybody who doesn't call is a TRAITOR, PLAIN AND SIMPLE.

[BlueIris]

39. I put my daughter on Strattera and Zoloft and told her to stay a virgin until she marries rich.

Preferably a member of royalty, but a celebrity or pharmaceutical executive will do. I only had children to provide me with security in my old age (don't judge me).

[BlueIris]

40. The BlueIris Semi-Nightly Poetry Break, 6/12/08.

:-)

[Pushed To The Left]

41. I drove while talking on the cell phone on the way to Wal-Mart, so don't get all hysterical!! n/t

[krispos42]

42. So there I was, circumsizing a female pitbull at the Little Italy Olive Garden...

...with my fat, pasty-white body in a thong. Over in the corner, my circumsized son was drinking Franzia mixed with high-frucose corn syrup while sharpening the bayonet for his AK-47 assault weapon and smoking a cigarette. He was wearing a tee-shirt that said "Obama put Hillary back to ironing", which also had a picture of Hillary burning an American flag on an ironing board. He was was discussing the potential impeachemnt of pResident Bush with Cindy Sheehan and Hugo Chavez, both of whom were burning Best Buy receipts with tasers while eating foie gras and veal cutlets.

Then I suddenly turned to Cindy and Hugo and said "Who was a better starship captain, Kirk or Picard?"

Then the shit hit the fan.

O8)

[BlueCollar]

43. Smoker with SUV seeks gun loving partner for romantic dinners at Olive Garden

[meegbear]

44. Should I parboil my ribs before coating them with CornFlakes?

[Carnea]

45. Tatooed furry parents feed child nothing but Olive garden and cornflake chicken for 12 years NT