Edited on Mon Jul-07-08 01:07 PM by Parche
MIDLO: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!" MIDLO: "Why not - don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
MIDLO: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again."
MIDLO: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)."
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan). MIDLO: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
MIDLO: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
MIDLO: "Would you play golf with her?"
HUSBAND: "I guess so."
MIDLO: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."
MIDLO: - - - silence - - -
HUSBAND: "Bugger"
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