There's a new Chick tract...a new LAME Chick tract...

[jmowreader]

This one's called "Who Is He?"

http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1049/1049_01.asp?wpc=1049_01.asp&wpp=a

Contains the stunning revelation that Jesus holds the universe together. In what language is "Jesus" a synonym for "gravity and centrifugal force"?

[alphafemale]

1. Yeah that is pretty weak.

Many Chick Tarts are kinda cool...in a bizarre freakish sort of way.

That one's a yawn.

[meegbear]

2. What holds the universe from flying apart?

IT'S JESUS!

Who knew? :shrug:

[LeftinOH]

3. Those just piss me off.. I've got plenty of clever ideas..but no artistic ability whatsoever

..and this old f*cker has been making these loony things for years; he's a good illustrator, anyway.

[JoDog]

4. And of course,

it was the Jews who killed Jesus. :sarcasm:

[LynneSin]

5. By Now He Stinketh, Master (OMFG - they so didn't just say that!!)

[southpaw]

6. John 11:39

The KJV actually uses that wording.


Jesus said, Take ye away the stone. Martha, the sister of him that was dead, saith unto him, Lord, by this time he stinketh: for he hath been dead four days.

[Symarip]

7. I love that

Words in a book: EVIDENCE!!!!

[southpaw]

8. Not at all...

But it is evidence that the guy who wrote the tract was quoting the bible with the 'he stinketh' line.

I'm an atheist, by the way.

On edit: sorry, I read your statement as a response to me. I see now.

[jobycom]

9. Not in English, anyway.

[jobycom]

10. Couldn't you write a similar tract for Frodo?

Only Frodo fulfilled all these prophecies: p 83, vol 1, p 9876, vol 3....

[Starry Messenger]

11. He's not even trying anymore...

n/t