Another question for automotive experts

[taterguy]

This is the dashboard of my new car.

Which one of these gauges is the damn speedometer?

:shrug:

[Tab]

1. That one there.

although you might want to check your receipt - I think they sold you a submarine.

[taterguy]

3. Does this look like a damn submarine?

Better get your eyes checked

[Tab]

4. Yeah, it does, and the damned controls are on the inside

If you can't figure that out you oughta give up your submarine driver's license. They're a bitch to read from the outside.

[taterguy]

7. No wonder I couldn't find the damn steering wheel

Thanks for the tip about the controls being on the inside

:yourock: :yourock: :yourock:

[LeftyFingerPop]

2. Don't worry about it...

Just go by "feel".

[taterguy]

5. Good point. Besides, who's gonna pull me over and give me a speeding ticket?

[terrya]

6. They simplified things on the 1924 Hupmobile.

None of that clutter that you have to deal with.

[NJmaverick]

8. Looks like the controls of some sort of naval vessel

[taterguy]

9. When was the last time you shopped for a car?

That's what all the new dashboards look like

[Kutjara]

10. Based on the Mk 3 Stanley Steamer layout I see.

If it's like the Steamer, you don't need a speedometer. It's physically impossible for you to break the speed limit...any speed limit.

[Lance_Boyle]

11. Trick question. None of those goes to eleven. n/t

[taterguy]

12. 11 is a reference to loudness not speed

And my favorite line from that movie is the one about Paul Wellstone's alma mater:

What do you expect?

It's just a cracker university

[Lance_Boyle]

13. eleven is a reference to power not loudness

not to foil yer cucumber or anything.

;-)

[taterguy]

14. I'm having cucumber salad for dinner tonight

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