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callous taoboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-01-08 10:24 PM
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God I need money.
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-01-08 10:27 PM
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1. Me too. Let's start a church.
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callous taoboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-01-08 10:29 PM
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2. Big Al's Church of the Total Mind Fuck. M'kay?
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-01-08 10:31 PM
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3. Better make it Big Al's Church of the Total Pentecostal Holiness Mind Fuck
Edited on Fri Aug-01-08 10:32 PM by GoddessOfGuinness
We'll get more suckers that way.
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callous taoboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-01-08 10:34 PM
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5. Big Al's Church of the Total Pentecostal Holiness Mind Fuck and Abramoff Defense Fund
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-02-08 12:05 AM
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11. Hell yeah!
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Left Is Write Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-01-08 10:32 PM
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4. ...
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callous taoboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-01-08 10:40 PM
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7. That deserves two snaps up.
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-02-08 12:07 AM
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13. Love it!
:rofl:
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Chan790 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-01-08 10:34 PM
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6. I'm in.
Edited on Fri Aug-01-08 10:35 PM by Chan790
I went to seminary and I remember enough to conduct religious services.

Besides...someone has to conduct graveside and funeral services for the godless. Why not me?

Rev. J. Channing 790 G. Ph.D of Humanist Thought. I like the sound of that. if it weren't for the whole "I don't believe in God." thing I'd have made a great minister. I'm compassionate, caring, give great advice, funny, speak well, and hone in on interesting topics...I think I'd write a kick-ass homily.
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callous taoboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-01-08 10:43 PM
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9. You cook kick-ass hominy?
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-02-08 12:07 AM
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12. You sound like
you'd make a terrific UU minister. :thumbsup:
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snailly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-01-08 10:43 PM
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8. Who's gonna gimme some money, dammit!
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Inchworm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-01-08 10:49 PM
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10. Who do I gotta fuck?
Teh 30-40 year old Girl Scout leaders are getting sleepy.
I kid.
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