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varkam (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-10-08 03:24 AM Original message |
*****SEMI-OFFICIAL "VARKAM IS STARTING LAW SCHOOL SO LET'S TELL HIM LAWYER JOKES" THREAD***** |
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reformedrepub (956 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-10-08 03:25 AM Response to Original message |
1. What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea? |
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TZ (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-10-08 07:02 AM Response to Reply #1 |
9. that was gonna be the one I was gonna tell! |
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Lasher (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-10-08 04:40 AM Response to Original message |
2. Were you present in court this morning when you were sworn in? |
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varkam (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-10-08 04:50 AM Response to Reply #2 |
3. Ohhh, here's one of my favorites: |
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Lasher (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-10-08 05:07 AM Response to Reply #3 |
4. The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he? |
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Commie Pinko Dirtbag (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-10-08 11:28 AM Response to Reply #4 |
15. I had to translate that one to my kid, since I literally LOLd. |
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SKKY (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-10-08 05:08 AM Response to Original message |
5. Why do lawyers wear starched collars and neck ties?? |
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blockhead (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-10-08 05:17 AM Response to Original message |
6. It was SO cold outside today , |
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hobbit709 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-10-08 06:49 AM Response to Original message |
7. What's the difference between a dead lawyer and a dead skunk in the middle of the road? |
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varkam (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-10-08 07:00 AM Response to Reply #7 |
8. Lol! Awesome. |
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Ikonoklast (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-10-08 08:45 AM Response to Original message |
10. Why is it that lawyers never get bitten by poisonous snakes? |
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Lady President (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-10-08 09:10 AM Response to Original message |
11. Good Luck! |
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varkam (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-10-08 02:47 PM Response to Reply #11 |
21. Oh I know I'm going to make a fool of myself. |
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Haole Girl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-10-08 09:11 AM Response to Original message |
12. Ok, but remember, you asked for it! |
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MrsBrady (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-10-08 10:40 AM Response to Original message |
13. true story.... |
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zabet (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-10-08 11:17 AM Response to Original message |
14. Why do they bury lawyers 6 feet deep? |
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varkam (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-10-08 02:45 PM Response to Reply #14 |
20. That's totally going in the book. |
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Commie Pinko Dirtbag (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-10-08 11:33 AM Response to Original message |
16. Here's one: |
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varkam (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-10-08 12:48 PM Response to Reply #16 |
18. ROFL! |
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cabbage08 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-10-08 01:21 PM Response to Reply #16 |
19. LOL Kick |
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boilerbabe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-10-08 11:39 AM Response to Original message |
17. I don't have a joke--sorry |
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varkam (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-10-08 02:48 PM Response to Reply #17 |
22. Hmmm...you obviously don't know me very well. |
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Doug.Goodall (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-10-08 03:57 PM Response to Original message |
23. The Tennessee Three Kick Rule |
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sarge43 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-10-08 04:18 PM Response to Original message |
24. Q: Why are lawyers buried only up to their necks in concrete? |
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Critters2 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-10-08 04:18 PM Response to Original message |
25. If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both drowning, |
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XemaSab (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-10-08 04:50 PM Response to Original message |
26. Overheard at a trial: |
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