I'm John McCain my friends, ask me anything

[sniffa]

[ghostsofgiants]

1. What the fuck, dude? What the fuck?

That is my question.

[PermanentRevolution]

2. Yeah, that was pretty much mine, too.. n/t

[sniffa]

4. That'sh a really good queshtion, my friend, and I'm glad you asked

When I wass a prissoner of war, I wassh not able to fuck around on my wife.

[Xipe Totec]

3. How's your wife, Senator? nt

[sniffa]

6. She'ssh well passt her ssell-by date

It's time to find a younger Mrsh McCain. I'm going to really love my 3rd wife.

[XemaSab]

5. So you've said for years that you're a big fan of Solzhenitsyn

Did you not think it odd that he had a totally similar experience in the gulags of Siberia, I mean, was your mind just not totally fucking blown? :o

[sniffa]

7. I'm flattered that Sholzshenitshyn lifted from my worksh

you little brat!

[Arugula Latte]

8. So ... You and Joe Lieberman ... What's the deal?

[sniffa]

9. I'm glad you ashked that my friend

Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb Iran, heh heh.

[book_worm]

10. How does being a POW make you qualified to be president?

[sniffa]

12. When I wasss in the Hanoi Hilton, I didn't have the privileggge of being Pressident

Thoze five yearsh of being without being Pressident shhowss my judgment and eccxperienccce at being able to lead, my friend.

[JVS]

11. Bi_baby is going to be PISSED when she figures out that she's Cindy McCain, no?

[sniffa]

13. Sshe's also going to be pissed to find out that sshe's a drug addict

and that I'm hiding the fact that sshe's a millionaire heiresss, the little trollop.

[JVS]

15. Then there will be the rage when you drop the C-bomb on her.

[Critters2]

19. I DO NOT want to be around for that!!! nt

[SalmonChantedEvening]

14. Will Joe be stapled to your hip even after the election?

:D

[sniffa]

16. No, my friend, however

Joe will be ready to donate hiss hip to me when I fall and break mine. That'sh how mucch he believesh in my ability to lead.

[JackBeck]

17. Hi, John. Why did you show your medical records to a selected few in the media?

Trying to hide something?

[sniffa]

20. My dementshia and impotenccy is nobody's bushinesss

nor iss it relative to leading the free world, you little punk!

[RevolutionaryActs]

18. This thread is creepy.

:cry:


Just like McCain. :o

[sniffa]

22. The only thing creepy, my friend, is my opponent'ss vow

to raishe taxshes and shurrender to our violent, exshtremist jihadisht enemiesss. Remember, I had the judggment to advocate the shhurge.

[RevolutionaryActs]

25. Ewwwwuhaahhhh.

I can just hear his voice as I read your post. x( I never thought in all my life I would find somebody who annoyed me half as much as Bush. What a fool I was to doubt the Right Wing crazies. :o


Also, you are a very disturbed individual. :D

[sniffa]

29. That'sh the point you little trollop

:loveya:

[RevolutionaryActs]

31. To freak me the fuck out?

Well mission accomplished. :P



Trollop? No no. I prefer to think of myself as a strumpet. :rofl:

[Critters2]

21. Isn't it time to retire to some place in Arizona, like everybody else? nt

[sniffa]

27. Grrr my friend, do I need to remind you

that my mother is 113, and shhtill going strong. My gene'sh are top notcch, grrr.

[Maestro]

23. Has Jeff Gannon Guckert contacted you about sitting

in the front row during Press Corps meetings if by some act of pure evil you are elected pres?

[sniffa]

26. My friend, I believe that's a shtate'sh rightss isshue

[flvegan]

24. How'd an ancient, ignorant, angry ugly fucking fuck like you score a chick like bi_baby?

I always considered her as one that leans pretty far left.

[sniffa]

28. Shome would say it'ss my blue blooded line

but it'sh actshually my ability to asssault like a marveloush gorilla.

[sniffa]

30. Alsho my friendsh,

hassh anyone possted a thread in GDP with the thread title, "John McCain sighting in the Lounge?"

[bluesbassman]

34. I hope you're up to the challenge...

you old f***ing goat!

[sniffa]

44. It can't be me

you little punk!

[PeaceNikki]

32. I call bullshit.

McCain doesn't have the number for the internet!

[JackBeck]

35. OMG!

:spray:

That's freakin' hilarious!

[sniffa]

38. A buncch of tubess don't have a number, my friend

They jusht have an innie and and outie, grr.

[Aristus]

33. When your jet was holed by that SAM, did you think to yourself:

"Shit, man. I just got shot down by the air-defense forces of a third-world country!"?

[sniffa]

40. My friend, I have experiencce with crasshing planes

and that provess I have the exshperience necshesshary to lead America in a time of wu-aar.

[many a good man]

36. Can I punch you in the face every time you call me "friend"?

I'm not your friend.

(i don't mean you sniffa, yer cool)

[sniffa]

41. Eh-errrr, I'm happy to anshwer that you little punk!

Grrr!

[Salviati]

37. I was wondering what your all time record was for number of blinks per second?

and is there any way that you plan on harnessing the mighty gale force winds that they generate in your energy plan?

[sniffa]

42. My friend, my opponent is Dr. No

and I am the true leader on alternative off-shore drilling enerrgy.

When I was shpending 5 years as a prisoner of war, I learned to ward off water tortshure through exshcesshive blinking, and that'sh why I'm ready to lead.

[JohnnyLib2]

39. Why should anyone vote for an unbaptized old guy?

[sniffa]

43. My friend, there was a time when it didn't matter that I was not baptized

but I'm reminded of when a guard at the Hanoi Hilton, drew a crossh in the shand on Chrishtmas day that made me forget my hatred for the gooks, and made me realize I'm ready to lead our country in a time of war. Now, can I get back to Georggia for a minute?

[Gormy Cuss]

45. How often do you eat your shorts

at the thought of that young man Obama stealing the White House from you?

[sniffa]

47. When I was a prishoner of war, my friend

I ushed to eat my shhortss on a daily bashish to obtain my daily sushtenancce and that'ss why I have the judgment and the exshperiencce to lead.

[Forkboy]

46. Can you do the world a favor and kill yourself?

I'd make a lousy reporter. :)

[sniffa]

50. My friend, there were timess when I wass a POW that

I thought that wass the only out beshides calling on my daddy.

[Sanity Claws]

48. Why did your mother sue your first wife?

BTW, I'm not your friend. Don't call me that.

[sniffa]

51. My friend, my firsht wife wass not worthy of an Admiral'ss sson

Canccer is not becoming of an Admiral'ss sson'ss wife. I really love my ssecond, ricch, trophy wife.

[DS1]

49. Do me a favor and get that book off the top shelf

I can't reach it

[sniffa]

52. My time in the Hanoi Hilton rendered me unable to

raisse my arms above my pectoralsss you little punk!

[elshiva]

53. Don't you have a crush on Paris Hilton?

Is Paris Hilton going to be your VP?

[sniffa]

54. That little trollop did endorse my "all of the above" energgy policcy

so yesh, I agree with her.... I also apprecshiate the age differencshe.

[elshiva]

55. McCain, you did not answer the question, Will

Paris Hilton be your VP? If not, who will?

[sniffa]

56. My friend, I'm willing to reaccch acrosss the celebrity aisle

to get thingsh done.

[elshiva]

57. Why do all the ladies want you so bad, Mr. McCain?

[likesmountains 52]

58. Do you have any actual friends?

[sniffa]

59. My friend, there was a time I had no friends

while I was getting specshial treatment in the Hanoi Hotel. That'ss why I have the judggment to lead.

[JTG of the PRB]

60. Dear Seantor McCain,

Please go away. Nobody likes you. You are old and your ideas seem more suited to the 17th Century, which is also when you grew up.

Sincerely,

jtg33

[sniffa]

61. My friend, my mother wass born in the 16sth shcentury

and she's shtill full of piss and vinegar like me, you little brat.

[Arnold Judas Rimmer]

62. Hey, Gramps, since you said you would "hate the gooks as long as I live"

...wouldn't that include the guard who drew the cross in the dirt?

And why exactly was Lindsey Graham bawling his eyes out in the crowd, over a story that you probably plagarized in the first place?

[elshiva]

69. That really happened to me and yesh I hate dem gooks

that's why I want to bomb Iran.

[Pale Blue Dot]

63. If you were held captive and forced to have sex with one man in order to be released,

who would it be?

[elshiva]

65. George Herbert Walker Bush

[UndertheOcean]

64. Does he swallow ?

[elshiva]

66. Doesh who shwallow?

[UndertheOcean]

67. wrong thread .... This was meant for the thread with the midget and three siberian donkeys

but mistakes do happen sometimes .


See, I was cooking soup the other night , and glorious belzeebub , lord of dark and light , refused to swallow it. Of course that pissed me off , so I created a time machine , went back in time , took away Madonna's talent and invented the transistor.

But I digress. FIN.

[elshiva]

68. I loves mesh some donkeys.

[Name removed]

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[elshiva]

72. Bechausesh I like Michelle. Ssshe can be the nexst

Mrs. McCain.

[Lady Freedom]

71. Why do you put up a "Maverick" image, yet kissed Bush's...

a$$ by being a loyal vote for Bush’s priorities. That is to say, voting with Bush 95% of the time?

[elshiva]

73. Bussh hassh a nice round assssh.

I loves kisshing it.

[Adsos Letter]

74. Why do you hate America?...

...is it 'cause of our freedoms?

[Lady Freedom]

75. OH! This should be good!

:popcorn:

[Adsos Letter]

76. well...it's gonna' have to be good tomorrow...cause I'm off to bed now.

keep the popcorn warm... :hi:

[elshiva]

77. Ish don't hates Amurica. But I does think wesh have

too many freedoms. Especiallys the right to have an abortashun and for deh gays to marry...