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mainegreen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-26-08 03:12 PM Original message |
Post a believable lie about yourself |
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MilesColtrane (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-26-08 03:59 PM Response to Original message |
1. I nailed my 11th grade English teacher. |
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KamaAina (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-26-08 04:04 PM Response to Reply #1 |
2. I nailed MilesColtrane's 11th grade English teacher. |
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MilesColtrane (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-27-08 04:06 AM Response to Reply #2 |
19. Sorry she never hooked up with you again after that Coach Durbin. |
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WannaJumpMyScooter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-27-08 08:07 AM Response to Reply #1 |
39. I was your 11th grade English teacher |
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DarkTirade (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-26-08 04:15 PM Response to Original message |
3. I was born with a third nipple. |
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MrCoffee (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-26-08 04:16 PM Response to Original message |
4. I was MilesColtrane's 11th grade English teacher. |
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mainegreen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-26-08 06:08 PM Response to Reply #4 |
5. That's not believable because *I* was MilesColtrane's 11th grade English teacher |
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MilesColtrane (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-27-08 04:08 AM Response to Reply #5 |
21. That was a tough six years, but memorable. |
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MilesColtrane (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-27-08 04:07 AM Response to Reply #4 |
20. You promised that you'd call me. |
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skygazer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-26-08 06:20 PM Response to Original message |
6. I am the daughter of Miles Coltrane and his 11th grade English teacher |
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MilesColtrane (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-27-08 03:58 AM Response to Reply #6 |
17. Your natural talent for harmonic substitution and verb conjugation should have... |
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LisaM (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-26-08 06:23 PM Response to Original message |
7. I understood calculus after I passed it in college |
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redwitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-26-08 06:24 PM Response to Original message |
8. I AM NAUGAHYDE |
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Chan790 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-26-08 06:25 PM Response to Original message |
9. I'm a virgin. |
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MrScorpio (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-26-08 06:27 PM Response to Original message |
10. This is a true story (really) |
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begin_within (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-26-08 06:28 PM Response to Original message |
11. I was MilesColtrane's 11th grade English teacher, and I was a man all along. |
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MilesColtrane (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-27-08 04:00 AM Response to Reply #11 |
18. You weren't fooling anybody. |
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LostInAnomie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-26-08 06:34 PM Response to Original message |
12. In high school, I got a concussion in a car wreck.... |
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MilesColtrane (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-27-08 03:51 AM Response to Reply #12 |
13. "creek bed"? |
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LostInAnomie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-27-08 06:37 AM Response to Reply #13 |
34. It's a fitting one though. |
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Lil Missy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-27-08 03:56 AM Response to Original message |
14. I am a pervert, and I fuck small animals. |
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elshiva (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-27-08 03:58 AM Response to Reply #14 |
16. BWAHAHAHSHA! Great especially in combination with |
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Lil Missy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-27-08 04:16 AM Response to Reply #16 |
23. Yeah. That's why all my pets of 12 to 14 years fear me. |
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elshiva (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-27-08 04:18 AM Response to Reply #23 |
25. Do you, seriously have a pet pig? |
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Lil Missy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-27-08 04:31 AM Response to Reply #25 |
29. LOL! No pet pigs! |
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elshiva (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-27-08 04:34 AM Response to Reply #29 |
30. "To go biffy?" |
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Lil Missy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-27-08 04:54 AM Response to Reply #30 |
31. Oh, "biffy" is just my my polite speak about taking a piss. |
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elshiva (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-27-08 05:14 AM Response to Reply #31 |
32. That's great, hon. |
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MilesColtrane (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-27-08 04:19 AM Response to Reply #14 |
26. You mean S.P.C.A. doesn't stand for Society for Plooking Cute Animals? |
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Lil Missy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-27-08 05:36 AM Response to Reply #26 |
33. Nope. And be careful about how you refer to my furry four-legged friends. |
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elshiva (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-27-08 03:57 AM Response to Original message |
15. I am Pope Benedict XVI. |
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MilesColtrane (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-27-08 04:13 AM Response to Reply #15 |
22. When you order a cocktail do you say, I'll have Brandy and Me? |
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elshiva (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-27-08 04:17 AM Response to Reply #22 |
24. Yes, my son, but I prefer beer. |
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MilesColtrane (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-27-08 04:22 AM Response to Reply #24 |
27. Mmmm... Ratz--The Pope of Beers™ |
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elshiva (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-27-08 04:24 AM Response to Reply #27 |
28. Yes, my son, |
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Throckmorton (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-27-08 06:40 AM Response to Original message |
35. My Hovercraft is full of eels! |
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Throckmorton (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-27-08 06:40 AM Response to Original message |
36. My Hovercraft is full of eels! |
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hobbit709 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-27-08 06:53 AM Response to Original message |
37. I actually know what I'm doing. |
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Serial Mom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-27-08 07:54 AM Response to Original message |
38. I am Serial Mom |
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rug (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-27-08 08:21 AM Response to Original message |
40. I can tie a cherry stem with my penis. |
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Symarip (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-27-08 08:29 AM Response to Original message |
41. Mainegreen promised me a pony |
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mainegreen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-27-08 09:33 AM Response to Reply #41 |
44. That's because I used the pony express. |
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Dr. Strange (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-27-08 09:20 AM Response to Original message |
42. I was MilesColtrane's 11th grade Math teacher. |
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MsTryska (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-27-08 09:24 AM Response to Original message |
43. I'm in love with you. |
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