Oh, smeg. Rimmer got whacked.

[Danger Mouse]

:cry:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=user_profiles&u_id=224471
I know he was a complete asshat and won't be missed, but he had one of my favorite usernames ever, so he gets a fitting send-off:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3KotqxDRew
Although to be honest, he couldn't fill Rimmer's shoes on his best day.

[elshiva]

1. OH NO!

WHY? :cry:


buffy

[Danger Mouse]

3. You don't read GD:P very much. Believe me, he earned it.

But his username was still cool.

[Louis Cyphre]

2. You guys still get Red Dwarf up there?

Haven't seen it here in Hell since Series 5 :evilfrown:

[Lil Missy]

6. And, that has WHAT to do with Rimmer?

[Louis Cyphre]

8. I saw the links in the first post

And thought it was referring to the guy on TV with a big H on his head. Sorry. I'm the new Devil in town. :evilfrown:

[Danger Mouse]

22. Rimmer was a Red Dwarf character. The YouTube link is to a vid from the show.

[Lil Missy]

4. I had him pegged for a total jerkoff a couple weeks ago.

[Danger Mouse]

5. Yeah, I was starting to realize that the past couple days as well.

His last couple of threads on GD:P were noxious. I don't think he was a freeper, just an immature and obnoxious jerk.

[Louis Cyphre]

7. So help out a confused Devil here.... what did this fellow do to anger you?

It's like I walked into a church and they were talking about me!

[JVS]

12. NOBODY PICKS ON ASHER HEIMERMANN WITHOUT GETTING PWNED!

or something.

[Louis Cyphre]

14. Asher who?

?

[JVS]

15. You know, on a message board, any time you don't quite catch a last name, you can totally read the..

post again until you've got it, even if it takes more than a few tries,

[Louis Cyphre]

17. Yes, I realize that.

I am the Devil, not George Bush. I certainly can read. I also usually understand most of what I read, except in this case, I see several people indicating that they didn't like this Rimmer fellow, yet aside from an ambigous reference to someone apparently wearing pantyhose to church, there's no explanation.

Has Demoncrat Underground changed that much since my last visit?

[Danger Mouse]

23. Demoncrat? Ugh.

Go away.

[Louis Cyphre]

26. Sorry, no offense intended.

It's what we call the party here in Hell. Sort of like the DFL in Minnesota. Considering a lot of Demons live here, it's logical.

Is my Satan sense on overload, or do people seem really paranoid here this evilning? :evilfrown:

[Danger Mouse]

28. Wow...

[Lil Missy]

33. WTF are you talking about?

You appear all of a sudden, defending some asshole who got banned. What the fuck is your problem anyway, and why is that your only mission to be here?

And what is this shit about someone going to church in pantyhose? I think you are making this shit up, or were you referring to Rimmer?

You're a creep. Get fucking lost.

And, what do you mean DU has changed since your "last" visit? You've been banned before, haven't you?

[Louis Cyphre]

35. I'm not defending anybody. And I resent all the accusations

What's with all the inhospitality around here? A devil comes in here to say a friendly hello and is attacked like a rare steak at a rabid pit bull convention.

The "church in pantyhose" reference was in confusion about your "religious transvestites" comment, which you later indicated had something to do with the band Stryper, who certainly aren't in my record collection for obvious reasons.

And no I have never been banned from this board. I just haven't been here in about 5 years or so.

[uppityperson]

37. Hi cypher, welcome back.Interesting how many posters with a similar name have been TS'd

How many ways can you spell that username? Just musing here, have no personal beef with you, am just musing and amused.

[Louis Cyphre]

40. I swear by my horns

And only two of those are on my head, by the way. :evilgrin:

I certainly wouldn't swear by the third horn if I wasn't truthful. Loreena Bobbit is down here, you know. :scared:

[uppityperson]

42. I swear by many things, stubbed toes, cars breaking down, ex-spouse,, etc.

[Louis Cyphre]

43. Wouldn't those be the things you swear AT?

That happens a lot down here too. Being Hell, the lighting isn't all that great, so I'm always tripping over some damned thing.

[Lil Missy]

38. OMG. Are you serious?

The bullshit Rimmer posted about "Jeezus for transvestites" gave me no inkling of "church in pantyhose". You are making this shit up.

And I NEVER indicated a damned thing about the band Stryper. I've never even heard of them.

You can resent all the accusations you want. You've made it clear that you are a freeper and a creep.

Hospitality, my ass.

[Louis Cyphre]

41. You clearly have some psychological issues that have nothing to do with me

Probably not with this poor Rimmer guy either. Should I call Sigmund Freud?

[Lil Missy]

44. Yeah, you should call Sigmund Freud.

You and "this poor Rimmer guy" that was banned should be protected from the likes of me.

Go for it. :D

[LanternWaste]

46. it's your Freudian slip showing....

Actually, it would appear that it's your Freudian slip showing....

Validated little fella.

[Lil Missy]

20. For a newbie, you are certainly awfully curious about someone you don't supposedly know.

Very curious, indeed.

[Danger Mouse]

24. I'm thinkin less newbie and more zombie.

[Louis Cyphre]

27. No, I'm the Devil.

hate zombies. horribly useless creatures.

[Louis Cyphre]

29. The only reason I'm curious is because I don't see anyone making a case

You all say you dislike the fellow, but you can't say why.

Perhaps I'm just oversensitive to that sort of thing, since my own Most Unholy character has been maligned for thousands of years now. And that was after being booted out of Heaven for what was basically God making a mountain out of a molehill. (aside from the fact that neither mountains or moles existed yet)

[Lil Missy]

34. Then go to a devil site instead of a political site.

Your sudden appearance to defend a fanatical asshole is very telling.

Enjoy your stay, Rimmer.

[Louis Cyphre]

36. You seem to have problems.

But I'm not a doctor, speechless, so I'll spare the analysis.

I do suggest you stop the paranoid accusations though. I am nobody but whom I say I am, and I'm here to talk to fellow Demoncrats, which is what I thought I was doing. :evilfrown:

[Lil Missy]

39. Oh, thank you for sparing me your analysis.

:eyes:

[Lil Missy]

10. Oh, I did think he was a freeper.

His so-called "serious post" about religion for transvestites seriously set off my bullshit alert.

I'm not an idiot. He was making fun of the GLBT community. I can smell it a mile away.

[Louis Cyphre]

13. Religion for transvestites??

I'm pretty much the ultimate scholar of religion, and I'm afraid I never heard of that one.

[Lil Missy]

16. Well, thank you. I am speechless!

And, welcome to DU!

[Louis Cyphre]

19. Nice to meet you, speechless!

:evilgrin:

[Lil Missy]

45. And it's been such a pleasure meeting you too!

I am so impressed, I've added you to my "buddy" list.

:)

[Danger Mouse]

21. ...what?

i must've missed that one. :wow:

[Lil Missy]

30. Here ya go.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=8045595

[Danger Mouse]

31. Maybe freeper. Definitely idiot. Probably both.

[Louis Cyphre]

32. Stryper?

That's what everyone is so upset about?

Don't get me wrong, they were horrible! Actually thought they could draft committed headbangers from my team over to The Kid with those cheesy little choruses "I'll Reach Out. You Reach Out. God yanked your arm out of your socket today"

[XemaSab]

9. He's been on my "buddy" list for ages

n/t

[Lil Missy]

11. He was on my "buddy list" too.

[Danger Mouse]

25. Guess he really was a smeghead.

:shrug:

[Indi Guy]

18. I Loved Rimer!!

...but I guess he got too busy with "Robot Wars"..

Hollie frigin' rocks (as much as hologram can).

Just don't kill the Cat!

[tigereye]

47. that was a great username....

on edit, the Judas part might have been a clue.... :evilgrin: