Please Allow Me To Introduce Myself

[Louis Cyphre]

Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith

And I was 'round when Jesus Christ
Had his moment of doubt and pain
Made damn sure that Pilate
Washed his hands and sealed his fate

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game

I stuck around at St. Petersburg
When I saw it was a-time for a change
Killed the czar and his ministers
Anastasia screamed in vain

I rode a tank
Held a general's rank
When the blitzkrieg raged
And the bodies stank

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name, oh yeah
Ah, what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, ah yeah

(whoo whoo, whoo whoo)
I watched with glee
While your kings and queens (whoo whoo)
Fought for ten decades (whoo whoo)
For the gods they made (whoo whoo)

I shouted out, (whoo whoo)
"Who killed the Kennedys?" (whoo whoo)
When after all (whoo whoo)
It was you and me (whoo whoo)

Let me please introduce myself (whoo whoo)
I'm a man of wealth and taste (whoo whoo)
And I laid traps for troubadours (whoo whoo)
Who get killed before they reached Bombay (whoo whoo, whoo whoo)

Pleased to meet you (whoo whoo)
Hope you guessed my name, (whoo whoo) oh yeah (whoo whoo)
But what's puzzling you (whoo whoo)
Is the nature of my game(whoo whoo), oh yeah, get down, baby (whoo whoo)
(whoo whoo, whoo whoo)
(whoo whoo)
(whoo whoo)
(whoo whoo) ..........

Pleased to meet you (whoo whoo)
Hope you guessed my name, (whoo whoo) oh yeah (whoo whoo)
But what's confusing you (whoo whoo)
Is just the nature of my game (whoo whoo) um yeah (whoo whoo)

Just as every cop is a criminal (whoo whoo)
And all the sinners saints (whoo whoo)
As heads is tails (whoo whoo)
Just call me Lucifer (whoo whoo)
'Cause I'm in need of some restraint (whoo whoo)

So if you meet me (whoo whoo)
Have some courtesy (whoo whoo)
Have some sympathy, (whoo whoo) and some taste (whoo whoo)
Use all your well-learned politesse (whoo whoo)
Or I'll lay your(whoo whoo) soul to waste,(whoo whoo), um yeah (whoo whoo)

Pleased to meet you (whoo whoo)
Hope you guessed my name, (whoo whoo) um yeah (whoo, whoo)
But what's puzzling you (whoo whoo)
Is the nature of my game, (whoo whoo) um mean it, (whoo whoo) get down
(whoo whoo) (whoo whoo)
(whoo whoo) (whoo whoo)

Woo, who (whoo whoo)
Oh yeah, get on down (whoo whoo)
Oh yeah (whoo whoo)
(whoo whoo, whoo whoo)
(whoo whoo, whoo whoo)........

Oh yeah! (whoo, whoo)
Tell me baby,(whoo whoo) what's my name(whoo whoo)
Tell me honey,(whoo whoo) can ya guess my name (whoo whoo)
Tell me baby, (whoo whoo) what's my name (whoo whoo)
I tell you one time, (whoo whoo) you're to blame (whoo whoo)

Woo Who (whoo whoo)
Woo Who (whoo whoo)
Woo (whoo whoo) alright (whoo whoo)

Oh, who who, oh, who who, (whoo whoo) oh, who who
Oh Yeah (whoo whoo)
Woo, who who (whoo whoo) Woo, who who (whoo whoo)
Ah yeah, a-what's my name (whoo whoo)

Tell me, baby, (whoo whoo) what's my name (whoo whoo)
Tell me, sweetie, (whoo whoo) what's my name (whoo whoo)

Woo, who, who (whoo whoo)
Woo, who, who (whoo whoo)
Woo, who, who (whoo whoo)
Woo, who, who (whoo whoo)
Oh, who, who (whoo whoo)
Woo, who, who (whoo whoo)
Ah, yeah!
Whoo whoo
Woo Who Who
Whoo whoo

[Lil Missy]

1. Whoo whoo!

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[Indi Guy]

2. What else you got???...

...got any of your own lyrics?

[MrSlayer]

3. Arguably the greatest rock n roll song ever written.

And certainly my favorite Stones tune.

[Louis Cyphre]

4. Thanks.

I helped Mick write that, in exchange for Brian's soul.

[Louis Cyphre]

5. OK, since another thread has already descended into madness

Let me state something for the record.

Yes, I am the god of Hellfire, but that doesn't mean I'm here for flame wars. I'm a proud lifelong member of the Demoncratic Party of Hell, and I'm here to comunicate with other Demoncrats.

And did I mention that Obama/Biden is one HELL of a ticket!

[Nickster]

6. Wait.....are you John McCain?

[Louis Cyphre]

7. John McCain wishes he was me.

But unholiness and senility don't mix well. That's why I got a raw deal when I bought Reagan's soul. :evilfrown:

[bertha katzenengel]

8. They tombstoned Satan!

:woohoo:

[LostinVA]

10. I didn't even check for the TS before I alerted

He's had about 10 different variations of "louis cypher" banned from DU.

[Left Is Write]

28. I thought that looked familiar.

[SarahB]

9. Why does it hit me you are the former TXlib?

Hmmmmm????? I guess you're gone, but I'm curious.

[aikoaiko]

11. sha-doobie.

[DS1]

12. Didn't we already go through this twice?

[aikoaiko]

13. I must have missed something now that I see this got a tombstone.

[mainegreen]

14. Seriously confused here as well. Anyone want to explain this conundrum?

[KitchenWitch]

15. I am in the dark as well.

[DS1]

19. There's a person who must think this place has a short memory

About once a year they show up with a different spelling of Lucifer using the Cypher bit ala Chick Tracts, and introduce themselves with Sympathy for the Devil.

[mainegreen]

22. Thanks.

That's a stupid hobby they have.

[aikoaiko]

23. ahhhhh. clever trolls. but not clever enough.

:hi:

[southpaw]

16. It was Randall Flagg

and he'll be back.

[Danger Mouse]

17. You can't keep Satan out of DU for long, it seems.

[KitchenWitch]

18. Yeah, that Satan and his minions are bad news!

:P

[MrScorpio]

20. I did this for you, Buddy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXOAmE4QZFU

[MilesColtrane]

21. When the Banned rise up and once again walk DU the mods step up and drive stakes through them.

:applause:

[SteppingRazor]

24. No, no. Stakes are for vampires. The mods blow their heads off with shotguns.

:evilgrin:

[LynneSin]

25. The Devil has been tombstoned already

:eyes:

[pokerfan]

26. John McCain's theme song?

Please allow me to introduce myself, my friend
I'm a man of wealth and taste, my friend
I've been around for a long, long year, my friend
Stole many a man's soul and faith, my friend

And I was 'round when Jesus Christ, my friend
Had his moment of doubt and pain, my friend
Made damn sure that Pilate, my friend
Washed his hands and sealed his fate, my friend

[Skittles]

27. LOL

that subject line was my very first her on DU :D

[MilesColtrane]

29. (With apologies to Tom Waits...)

When you walk through the DU
you gotta watch your back
well I beg your pardon
walk the straight and narrow track
if you walk with Skinner
he's gonna save your soul
you gotta keep the devil
way down in the hole

he's got the asshattery
at his command
well you don't have to worry
if you hold on to Skinner's hand
we'll all be safe from Satan
when the thunder rolls
just gotta help me keep the devil
way down in the hole

All the Mods sing about Skinner's mighty sword
and they'll shield you with their wings
and keep you safe on the board
don't pay heed to temptation
for his hands are so cold
you gotta help me keep the devil
way down in the hole

[GoddessOfGuinness]

30. Welcome to DU!

:hi::beer: