WOOHOO!!!! NEW CHICK TRACK NEW CHICK TRACK NEW CHICK TRACK WOOHOO!!!

[LynneSin]

http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1047/1047_01.asp?wpc=1047_01.asp&wpp=a



This one is definately WHACK!! Even I don't get it

[LeftyMom]

1. It Suuuuuuuuuuuucked!

But the little plug for handing out Chick Tracts was a nice touch. ;)

[Burma Jones]

2. HBO has a new Vampire Series

Maybe Chick is trying to take some of the glamor out of drinking blood........

Either that, or being saved includes Dental......

[DarkTirade]

3. It's 'tract', not track.

:P

[dolo amber]

4. Vampires having babies is SO 2003

:eyes:

/nerd

[elshiva]

7. HAHAHA!

:rofl:

At least he was hot. :)



buffy/

[elshiva]

5. "FAITH!"

buffy/

[dolo amber]

9. Omg we're dorks

:rofl: :patriot:

[elshiva]

10. I may be love's bitch,

but at least I'm man enough to admit it. ;)



:hi:
buffy/

[mainegreen]

6. So, I see Gandalf AND Osama Bin Laden make an appearance.

I did not know they hung out with vampires.

Learn something new every day!

Also, Why is Faith handing out candy on Halloween? In Chickland, doesn't that send you straight to hell?

[LynneSin]

12. First off, wouldn't this chick track work ONLY if one believed in Vampires

I mean I know people enjoy stories about Vampires but that doesn't mean they exist

[billyskank]

8. That was fucking crap.

[philosophie_en_rose]

11. Sometimes, the truth hurts.

:rofl:

[elshiva]

14. Arrrrrrrgh!

:scared:

buffy/

[philosophie_en_rose]

15. It could be witches, some evil witches...

but that's ridiculous, cause witches... they were persecuted. Wicca good and love the earth and women power... and I'll be over here.

[elshiva]

17. "She eats these Skeezy cheeses

That I can't describe...
His penis got diseases
From a chumash tribe"




buffy/

[TommyO]

23. Bunnies aren't just cute like everybody supposes,

They've got them hoppy legs and twitchy little noses,
And what's with all the carrots,
What do they need such good eyesight for anyway,
Bunnies, bunnies it must be bunnies!
...or maybe midgets.

I think it's time to dig out the musical again!

[Redstone]

13. Mr Chick has really gone off the fucking rails. That's so bizarrely insane that I cannot

believe he doesn't drop acid before he writes / draws them. Or maybe he smokes crack?

Redstone

[LeftyMom]

16. Then he posts in the lounge about it.

:rofl:

[Sequoia]

18. Are you making that up?

[LeftyMom]

20. Somebody posted on an acid trip the other day.

As far as I know, it was not Jack T. Chick.

[Sequoia]

22. Rats, I missed it.

[muriel_volestrangler]

19. "God hath not given us the spirit of fear; but of power, and of love, and of a sound mind"

On the evidence of this, I think we've got to strike that last one from the things Jack Chick is in possession of.

So the moral is: keep your Bible handy, because vampires are real, and they'll come to get you on Halloween? Or: you should go to your grandfather's funeral, rather than lazing around at home, and then there won't be any problems?

[SocratesInSpirit]

21. Finally!

A Chick tract for all those Christians who were clamoring for information on how to convert all the vampires in their lives! :silly:

[jmowreader]

24. Complete with medically incorrect information!

Said as he's pointing at the jugular vein...

I get the tract: "God will take anyone--even the devil's kid!" But what's all this about Joseph Lucas, the Prince of Darkness, sending Igor, a child of the devil, to bite young Faith? And why would he come up with a lame-ass name like Igor? You'd think he'd choose a cool name like Barack or Joseph. It's not like he didn't have time--Chick only runs 10,000 hits of these things at one time, so it only takes him a couple of days to print, bind and package his tracts, giving him plenty of time to slam a couple of Democrats in his little pocket-sized butt wiper.