If Sarah Palin were a man, who would she be?

[dawgmom]

Not bright or talented, but clueless about that fact. Has coasted most of her life on her middling good looks and (ugh) charm. If she were a man, she would be....

In politics, the obvious answer is: Dan Quayle.


In Hollywood, there are many, many choices. Keanu Reeves comes to mind.

(There is NO sign of intelligence behind those eyes.)

Other suggestions? Somebody give me an example from the music world. Jessica Simpson?

[Xipe Totec]

1. She's a potatoe with lipstick (n/t)

[RevolutionaryActs]

2. Puddy from Seinfeld?

:shrug:

[dawgmom]

5. PERFECT!

You nailed it. And he has that same measure of arrogance and cockiness she has.

[AlCzervik]

3. The Baldwin brother that's all hopped up on Jesus Juice.

[dawgmom]

6. Yup...same dead-behind-the-eyes look

:)

[IDemo]

4. Ned Flanders

[dawgmom]

7. You betcha, by golly

hehehe

[FloridaJudy]

42. Nah. Ned is annoying, but good hearted.

La Belle Sarah Sans Merci would cut your throat in a New York minute if there were any way she could profit from it. In spirit she's just another bloviating windbag like Rush or Billo.

[mcctatas]

8. Duh..

George Bush silly...

[dawgmom]

13. Yoiks! *smacking forehead*

I didn't go with the obvious. *smacking forehead*
Thanks.

[harmonicon]

26. no, you've got it all wrong

She would be whoever it was (assuming such a person could have ever existed), when in high school, referred to George W. Bush as "the smart kid".

[SeattleGirl]

9. The son of George Bush and Dick Cheney.

[dawgmom]

10. I just threw up in my mouth a little

Not that such reproduction is biologically possible, but the thought of the attempt (between those two specifically) is nauseating. Somebody pass the Pepto Bismol.

[SeattleGirl]

17. Sorry....... Here you go.

[dawgmom]

21. I like the comment in your profile

It's kind of a variation on one in mine -- something a very wise old friend of mine told me nearly 40 years ago. He was a Presbyterian minister who had grown up and worked in a Tennessee church during the height of the civil rights movement. He caught a lot of flak for the sermons he preached in his mostly white church. His philosophy, as shared with me, was: It's my job to comfort the afflicted, and afflict the comfortable. I've never forgotten that.

[SeattleGirl]

25. Thanks.

Mine is a variation on a quote by Martin Luther King, Jr.: "History will have to record that the greatest tragedy of this period of social transition was not the strident clamor of the bad people, but the appalling silence of the good people."

:)

[deucemagnet]

11. Ted McGinley

Because the McCain campaign has jumped the shark.

[dawgmom]

14. hahahahaha -- The Kiss of Death Veep

Indeed. The kiss of death. hahahaha

[mitchum]

33. We have a winner!

perfect answer :)

[Lavender Brown]

12. Spencer Pratt

The guy who said he wants to adopt an African child and name him Dunk because he'll be a great basketball player. :eyes: He's actually a McCain supporter.

[dawgmom]

16. I don't know who that is -- sorry

Help me out here.
I have to admit...I have this experience all the time now of standing in line at the grocery store, and looking at the pictures of the people on the covers of the magazines, and thinking, "OK...this person must be famous, but I have absolutely no idea who they are."

[Lavender Brown]

23. He's an MTV reality show "celebrity"

who shares Sarah Palin's taste in names. :D

[dawgmom]

24. Ohhh....I just googled him, thanks

He seems quite the shallow little prick. Somebody needs to smack that self-satisfied smirk off his face. (Not that I condone violence, of course.)

[Sheets of Easter]

49. He of the creepy flesh-colored beard.

I hope you're a fan of The Soup. :P

[DarkTirade]

15. Hey, be nice now. I kinda like Keanu.

Mostly 'cause of his nice ass, but still. :P

[dawgmom]

18. Keanu is what we used to call a "Duct Tape Date"

Translation: You might want to sleep with him at the end of the evening, but only if you put duct tape over his mouth so he couldn't talk.

Beauty is skin deep, but dumb goes to the bone....

[DarkTirade]

19. ... I bet I can think of something I'd want him to do with his mouth.

[dawgmom]

22. Well, you could always cut a slit....

Yikes. Did I say that?

I should be spanked, and soundly.

[mitchum]

34. You and David Geffen

:)

[Lil Missy]

20. bush

[dawgmom]

27. I thought of another -- Ted Baxter from The Mary Tyler Moore Show

Although he was sort of lovable, in a pathetic sort of way.

[woo me with science]

28. Wink Martindale

or Herb Tarlek

[TZ]

29. SHE thinks she's Chuck Norris....

but she's really more like Kirk Cameron..banana anybody?

[UTUSN]

30. An A-hole?!1

[Mojambo]

31. Combination of George W. Bush and Rick Santorum. n/t

[mcctatas]

32. What a hellish pit your mind must be...

that is the scariest combo I can imagine! :scared:

[MrSlayer]

35. She's Bush in a dress.

Ignorant, inept and completely unqualified.

[elshiva]

36. Ted Nugent.

[Amerigo Vespucci]

37. Jerry Lundegaard. Oh, you BETCHA.

[noonwitch]

38. Ricky Bobby

Or some other dumb ass played by Will Farrell.

[NJmaverick]

39. Barney Fife, deputy of Mayberry

[meow2u3]

40. Dick Cheney

I meant to say Dick Cheney, Theodore Bundy, and Jeffrey Dahmer all rolled into one :evilgrin:

[insanity]

41. Alan Keyes

[Chovexani]

43. Leave Keanu alone!!!

:mad:

:P

Seriously though, Keanu's smarter than most give him credit for, and he's got more compassion, humility and kindness in his pinky toe than Sarah "Let's Rape the Wilderness" Palin could ever dream of. For god's sake the guy gave his extra Matrix money to the crew because he felt like he had more than enough cash and they worked extremely hard and deserved it more than he did.

[philosophie_en_rose]

44. Sean Hannity

:shrug:

[flvegan]

45. Ron Burgundy (Anchorman)

Oh, yeah. Two tickets to the gun show, baby!

[onager]

46. Warren G. Harding

"If you were a girl, Warren," his father had told him, "you'd be in the family way all the time. You can't say no."

Despite his surface calm, Harding's vulnerable nature led to serious breakdowns in times of stress...It is possible that as Harding slowly learned of the corruption in his own administration, he was heading for the most serious of all such breakdowns at the time he died.

As a senator, Harding was so proud of his speech against the League of Nations that he had a phonograph record made with his speech on one side and the song "Beautiful Ohio" on the other.

http://www.trivia-library.com/b/u-s-president-warren-g-harding-little-known-facts.htm

[musette_sf]

47. the HOFF!!!!

[nickgutierrez]

48. In defense of Keanu Reeves (yeah, I know):

At least he's got good taste in music.

If Sarah Palin was a man, she'd be George W. Bush.

Think about it: clueless governor, from one of the most corrupt states in the country, a history of petty and vindictive retribution against personal or political enemies, no foreign policy experience, a far right-wing, fundamentalist Christian social agenda, and a creepy old man dictating her every move.

[Rabrrrrrr]

50. Tom Cruise or Dr. Phil

[applegrove]

51. She's Bush.

[KamaAina]

52. Kato Kaelin

:dunce:

[Lucian]

53. Definitely Dan Quayle.