Angelina Jolie Gets Covered In Tattoos For Her Twins

[Blue_Tires]

Angelina Jolie has physically changed since the birth of her twins, and not just because now you could easily drive a tractor up her birth canal.

No. Instead, Angelina Jolie has decided to change by getting two more tattoos etched onto her left arm to commemorate the birth of Knox Leon and Vivienne Marcheline. According to reports, the tattoos come in the form of map coordinates explaining exactly where the twins were born.

They’re not the only coordinate tattoos Angelina Jolie has - in fact, she’s a long-time proponent of them. Angelina Jolie’s arm also bears the coordinates of the birthplace of Maddox, the birthplace of Zahara, the birthplace of Shiloh Nouvel, the birthplace of Pax Thien and the exact location of where Angelina Jolie decided to steal Brad Pitt away from Jennifer Aniston forever.

Good news, wrongheaded Angelina Jolie stalkers. Up until now you probably just wanted to kidnap Angelina Jolie to either get ransom money from Brad Pitt or to just see what her hair smells like, but now you’ve got an added bonus - because the location of your next five holidays are written on Angelina Jolie’s arm.

http://www.hecklerspray.com/angelina-jolie-gets-covered-in-tattoos-for-her-twins/200816524.php

[Connonym]

1. One of the best freeperisms EVER in the comment section "ritaquile"

I'm assuming the commenter meant ridicule. My god,there are an awful lot of illiterate people out there. I think we should keep them off the internet by making AOL illegal.

[RevolutionaryActs]

2. No! That's better than "screwn"

:rofl:

[Connonym]

3. I think I like it better than casting asparagus

[RevolutionaryActs]

4. This is HUGE! Series.

[Blue_Tires]

5. more than the BUYIST media?

[unpossibles]

11. There jist preechin to the quior. (no tecst)

[margotb822]

6. I couldn't even tell what that "word" was out of context.

It's hilarious though.

[Eurobabe]

7. lmfao!!!

is that related to ritalin? some new drug? if not, it should be a tranq for freeps.

[lady raven]

8. They lost me at the first line

"Angelina Jolie has physically changed since the birth of her twins, and not just because now you could easily drive a tractor up her birth canal."

Wow. How rude. Not to mention that she had her kids by c- section.

[zanne]

9. How could anybody find that funny?

I mean, aside from 12 year-old boys? I wish she wouldn't disfigure her beautiful self with tattoos, though. Why hide something pretty?

[PeaceNikki]

10. I agree 100%. What a nasty, disgusting and horrible thing to say.

[Gormy Cuss]

12. Absolutely agree.

The writer has some issues.

[regularguy]

13. Agree. What a Jackass.