I went to Home Depot yesterday and couldn't find anyone to help me

[taterguy]

Some jack-off had the entire staff running around looking for parts that didn't exist.

Then I went to Lowe's and the same jack-off was doing the same thing.

Then I decided that I'd rather spend my Sunday afternoon drinking beer instead of doing a home improvement project.

Thanks anonymous jack-off.

:yourock: :yourock: :yourock:

[LeftyFingerPop]

1. Bite me...

:rofl:

[taterguy]

2. I'm still drunk, I'll bite almost anything

[LeftyFingerPop]

3. Ok, have one on me then...

:toast:

[pnutbutr]

4. what

were you looking for?

[LeftyFingerPop]

5. I saw him there. he was looking for an "automated bicycle seat sniffer".

[Pierre.Suave]

6. Oh the possibilities...

:evilgrin:

[taterguy]

7. I needed some Galvanized Plexi-shield Infusion Couplings.

Do you know where I can find any?

[pnutbutr]

8. aisle 12

[LeftyFingerPop]

9. He can't see the aisle numbers...

He rides his bike too fast through the store. All the signs look like blurs to him.

[taterguy]

10. Do you have the lay-outs of all Home Depots memorized?

You're either brilliant or someone with no life whatsoever.

[pnutbutr]

12. I spend a lot of time there

Seriously though. I don't think what he was looking for actually exists. I just said a random isle number.

[LeftyFingerPop]

14. You are correct though. Aisle 12, bottom shelf on the left....

SKU # 19987354.

[taterguy]

26. I wasted my whole lunch hour looking up and down aisle 12 for those damn things

You really should add a "Just Kidding" to your posts when you don't want to be taken seriously.

[Pierre.Suave]

11. I am going to go to Home Despot right now

and ask the poor, helpless employee where I can find some of those...

:evilgrin:

[LeftyFingerPop]

13. Just so you know jason...

They are NOT poor and helpless.

They always catch me when I steal stuff.

:P

[Pierre.Suave]

15. HAHAHA

well then DONT STEAL STUFF FROM THERE...































go someplace else... :rofl:

[LeftyFingerPop]

16. I stole a small tree in a stand from Lowe's gardening center once.

They were starting to gain on me as I ran with the tree across the parking lot, so I dropped the tree and hid behind it.

They had no idea that I was there, until some asshole on a bicycle rode by and yelled "He's behind the tree".

[Pierre.Suave]

17. That BASTARD!!

:P

[LeftyFingerPop]

18. I know...

then he started yelling at old ladies getting out of their cars, accusing them of polluting the environment.

[taterguy]

19. I hope you took him out with your SUV

Anyone dumb enough to ride a bike in a Home Depot parking lot needs be eliminated before they reproduce and contaminate the gene pool.

[LeftyFingerPop]

20. He crashed his bike, unfortunately. He was riding along, when he...

lit a cigarette and took his eyes off the road. He injured 14 people from "St. Mary's of Goodwill Church". They were having a bake sale outside the front doors.

[taterguy]

21. What kind of moran rides a bike and smokes?

Or are you just making stuff up?

[LeftyFingerPop]

22. I know...crazy, isn't it?...

But smoking while bench pressing...that I can see.

[taterguy]

23. That would be cool

Especially if the smoker dropped a cigarette on his chest and crushed himself with the dumb bell while trying to dislodge it.

[HEyHEY]

24. Not even Joe Biden?

[taterguy]

25. Biden wouldn't know a Galvanized Plexi-shield Infusion Coupling if it bit him on the ass

He knows a lot about governing but his knowledge of infusion couplings is limited.