Haruka ordered homosexual checks

[LostinVA]

We got them in the mail yesterday, but I just opened them this morning. They have the little HRC logo on them.

The question I have for you guys is: HARUKA IS GAY?! WHOA! Did any of you know? Why didn't you tell me?????

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

1. I'm sorry, Phelps...but the check store was out of the Westboro Baptist Church ones

[LostinVA]

4. YOU PROMISED

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

45. WHATEVER

[redwitch]

2. Is this part of that homo sex u all agenda?????

:-)

If gay checks are guaranteed not to bounce, I'm gettin' me some too!

[Lyric]

6. Gay checks NEVER bounce.

They "sashay."

:party:

[LostinVA]

9. Or, if they do bounce, they do it with style!

[redwitch]

13. lol!

Of course, what was I thinking?

[Jamastiene]

3. Nice post, Falwell.

:rofl: :P :evilgrin:































:hide:
Edited to hide. I almost forgot to hide. :wow:

[LostinVA]

5. Did you vote yet, Squirrel Nutkin?

[Jamastiene]

7. No, I'll go vote after the munchkins get done commuting to the schools.

I want to avoid THAT traffic and I sure don't want to hit one of the slow ones. We have a lot of those around here. Our polling place is at the slow kids school right down the street. I should NOT have told you that. I'll never hear the end of it, :rofl:

Still, I'll be heading out around 9:00 or 9:30 to vote after they have corralled all those ankle biters into rooms and locked them inside...so they won't mob me. Children seem to really like me. I have to hide from them.

Plus my aunt just woke up too and needs to go to the bathroom before I go vote. That is why I am up at this ungodly, wretched, treacherous hour. If she hadn't had a bad leg cramp and screamed out in pain and needed to get out of bed, I'd still be out cold. She's ok now though. Once I moved her leg from that awkward position, it stopped all that. She said as soon as her Darvocet kicks in, we can attempt the toilet. So, I'm thinking I'll be going to vote around 9 or 9:30. It's raining like crazy and nasty out, though. That's not a good sign for Democrats in this area. Democrats tend not to vote when it is rainy around here. I still vote whether it rains or the sun shines. Always.

[Jamastiene]

23. Yes, I voted then went and got an Egg McMuffin.

It's really rainy out there.

[LostinVA]

29. Come visit, and I'll take you to get a Quik Chek Muffin -- better and cheaper

You really need to move to Greensboro or Charlotte.

:pals:

[Jamastiene]

43. I'm still holding out for Raleigh.

If I can get used to their narrow assed roads there, I'd love to live in Raleigh. It has more museums and fun stuff for me. I have mixed memories of Charlotte. Greensboro is really nice, but the history there is so violent.

I'm still holding out for Raleigh. :D That way I can actually drink a Starbucks coffee. We have no Starbucks here at all...or a movie theater.


:pals:

[Marrah_G]

8. I knew- I just wanted to see your reaction when you found out !

:popcorn:

[LostinVA]

10. I really don't know what to say about this

[meegbear]

11. Haruka is nothing more than a HO-MO-Sexual of the worst kind!

[LostinVA]

12. Flvegan told me HE knew

[REP]

14. Hell, even *I* heard about that, and I'm not part of the Lounge culture

Sheesh, you really need to get out more.

[LostinVA]

15. I guess I should have guessed when I married her

How could I have been so blind?!

[REP]

19. Well, there's a lot going on when you're planning a wedding

It took me a while to realize that I was the one getting married during mine and then it was too late!

[LostinVA]

20. hahahahaha

I was freaking out before, but cool during the ceremony, and Haruka was the opposite.

[DS1]

16. I thought you two were pretty sure about that sort of thing

:shrug:

[LostinVA]

17. Marrying her should have tipped me off

[Midlodemocrat]

18. She's gay. Sorry. The wedding should have tipped you off.

[LostinVA]

21. I'm really embarrassed

[billyoc]

22. Well, I don't know, but gay checks?

That's pretty gay. :rofl:

[LostinVA]

30. I know -- I opened them and was like,"I didn't know you oredered gay checks."

[keroro gunsou]

40. *sigh*

how gay are they? do they lisp when you tear them out of the book? do they look simply fabulous in their faux-leather case?

a little visual clue might help...

i get told my checks are gay all the time, but then again, i designed mine to have snoopy on the doghouse in pastel-ish colors....

[mzteris]

24. I was wondering what kind of

exam she was planning for the lounge??????

[LostinVA]

31. hehehehehehehe

[Parche]

25. I Told You Not To Let Her Back On DU

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


Harrrrrrrrrrrrrrruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuka!!!!!

:woohoo: :hi: :hug:

[Mutley]

26. Now she really really needs to donate to the NRA.

:evilgrin:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

46. Oddly enough, I'm okay with both the HRC and the NRA

At least when the NRA sticks to the gun stuff.

[Gormy Cuss]

27. WTF?

Hillary Rodham Clinton checks?????















;-)

[LostinVA]

33. Human Rights Campaign

Though, she has a major crush on Hillary, so that kind of HRC checks wouldn't have surprised me, either.

[Gormy Cuss]

42. Well, at first I thought your OP said she ordered homosexual chicks.

That had several possible meanings too. ;-)

[LeftyMom]

28. We all drew straws at the wedding, and LynneSin was supposed to tell you.

Did she chicken out?

[LostinVA]

34. Damn her!

:cry:

[ghostsofgiants]

32. I thought she married some dude named JustinVA?

Weird.

[Inchworm]

35. How gay!

lol.. I hate when ppl say that. It was my chance to use it though.

:hi:

[Shell Beau]

36. I wouldn't expect you to know. I mean, I guess it is pretty shocking

for you!!



:crazy:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

37. I hate to tell you, but if all your chicks are homosexual

your chicken business is going to be short-lived. ;-)

[DarkTirade]

38. I always suspected, but I never had proof.

:P

[JanMichael]

39. omg. you married a gay woman?????

Holy shit.

How are you going to handle this one? Will she need to find a gal toy????

[LostinVA]

49. Flvegan lied to me

[flvegan]

41. It still doesn't deter me, either.

[philosophie_en_rose]

44. At first, I thought you meant she was checking for homosexuals.

Like monsters in the closet or something.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

48. There's a couple homosexuals around the corner

[no name no slogan]

47. D'you know how I knew haruka was gay?

She had sexual relations with another woman (i.e., you).

That was my first clue. ;)

[Fire Walk With Me]

50. When are you going to order homosexual balances?

Buh dum pssht. I'm here all evening, ladies and germs, the tip jar's at the end of the piano.