Check in here if you're utterly beyond useless today at work

[dolo amber]

:hi:

[Symarip]

1. I'm useless at work everyday

Today is no different.

[dolo amber]

11. Are you at least

happily useless today? :D

[Symarip]

14. When I get nervous

I get snarky. On a scale of one to ten, my snarkometer is at '37'.

[Magrittes Pipe]

16. In a row?

:shrug:

[truedelphi]

32. I'm getting close - I am at about 36.5 in

Snark meter terms, anyway...

[curse10]

2. that's me!

I keep refreshing the news sites, 538, DU and not much else :-)

[dolo amber]

10. Wonkette, news, DU

538 only when I need a super massive anti-anxiety moment. :D :bounce:

[DS1]

3. Quite the opposite

aside from DU, I'm keeping myself busier than normal to pass the time

[dolo amber]

8. You're the smart

:patriot:

I am hopelessly distracted and too undisciplined to try to be otherwise. :D

[PeaceNikki]

4. I'm useless at home today.

:hi:

What's the vibe like with your Republican boss today?

[dolo amber]

5. He's cocky

:rofl:

[PeaceNikki]

6. Wow. Color me shocked.

:D

[Magrittes Pipe]

19. I'm feeling cocky, too.

There's a hole in my pocket. :(

[eyesroll]

7. Work #1 was, itself, useless.

I represented two dead guys and a no-show in paternity court.

That was all. I came home, made lunch, and will go to Work #2 and be useless there for awhile.

[deucemagnet]

9. Useless this morning.

I should be somewhat busy this afternoon. Maybe it will help take my mind off of things, since we're not going to get any useful info until about 8:00 EST, anyway.

[BOSSHOG]

12. I'm retired and useless everyday, but I don't get days off

[1gobluedem]

13. That would be me

I'm making a half-hearted attempt to look busy....

[La Lioness Priyanka]

15. me

[Lucian]

17. I'm useless at work every single day.

Thank the gods I'm off today.

[KayLaw]

18. I've worked hard.

I cleaned my kitchen, did some packing, and vacuumed and shampooed the carpets in five rooms. I've eaten about five or six meals and yet it's only barely noon! How can that be?

[Inchworm]

20. I called in

knowing this ahead of time :D

:hi:

[Felix Mala]

21. I'm trying to keep busy, but I can't stop eating. I'm having lunch a half hour early.

[suninvited]

22. I am worthless and useless

I should be allowed to go home early where being useless is acceptable.

[panhead1961]

23. I HAVE TO STOP YELLING

We moved here to a red state and I am hoping that Obama wins by at leat 15 percent so it can not be stolen

[Aristus]

24. In reference to my distraction, William Shakespeare's Thought For The Day would be:

"I am gone, though I am here."

Much Ado About Nothing, Act IV, I don't have the rest right now...

I can't pay attention in class. I anticipate every break so I can catch up on what's going on...

[RebelOne]

25. Totally useless. I am hopping from work I should be doing

to check out DU about every 10 minutes.

[MsKandice01]

26. I haven't done anything today besides send one fax...

I don't anticipate doing much else beyond that. I'm leaving to take an early lunch in about 20 minutes to go Barack my vote.

[Shakespeare]

27. Oh, totally. I'm leaving shortly after lunchtime today.

And told my boss bluntly why. Fortunately, he's very understanding. :7

Taking tomorrow off, too.

[blueraven95]

28. me

:hi:

[JVS]

29. Total wasteoid!

[RubyDuby in GA]

30. Checking in. Totally useless. Taking up space and counting down the minutes until I can leave

Thanks for asking :hi:

[Bake]

31. Check! I can hardly sit still!!

Bake

[TZ]

33. Me too!

I guess I should be grateful that my Obamamaniac coworker (who is possibly MORE excited than me) stayed home today..We'd be bouncing off each other and making everyone around here NUTS!

[Bake]

37. I just want to go home, pop a brew, and watch the returns!!

GET ME OUTTA HERE!!!!!!!!!

Bake

[TZ]

41. I have my bowling league tonight..

from 6-8:30 figure I won't miss too much..but I'm so wired I'll either have a great set of games or the worst ever...

[Bake]

42. Your balls will explode!

Wait. Your BOWLING balls. Ball. Whatever.

Nevermind.

:rofl:

Bake

[Auggie]

34. Been working since 5 am

just so I could watch this afternoon (West Coast).

[Reverend_Smitty]

35. Worse I have to work tonight from 5-9:30...

just in time for the first results to start coming in...yeah my mind will be elsewhere tonight

[Ellen Forradalom]

36. Right here

[mike_c]

38. LOL-- I'm ALWAYS useless at work!

:rofl:

[Taverner]

39. That's me

[no name no slogan]

40. I actually got lucky today and ROCKED THE CASBAH

(even though the shareef didn't like it).

[datasuspect]

43. i am just useless

the jung and the feckless

[Callalily]

44. Although checking DU

a brazillion times, I have been actually getting some work done.

My concern is that I won't be able to log on when I get home!

[sakabatou]

45. Out of work, out of college

[Lydia Leftcoast]

46. I'm supposed to be working on a job today

before leaving for a convention tomorrow. It's just not happening for me.

[tigereye]

47. I took most of the day off - so I guess not...

spent the morning hanging voting cards - not a bad distraction!


:hi:

[npk]

48. I called out sick for the whole week

Bad cold.

[DarkTirade]

49. I've got about an hour and a half to finish my homework before my class starts.

... I haven't started my homework yet. :P