It's that time again: help me pick a birthday present for flvegan!

[LeftyMom]

Poll question: It's that time again: help me pick a birthday present for flvegan!

1. The River Cottage Meat Book. He loves him some giant meat pictures. http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51ZaiHRL%2BkL._BO2,204,203,200_PIsitb-sticker-arrow-click,TopRight,35,-76_AA240_SH20_OU01_.jpg

2. Rush boxed set, since they're his favorite.

3. Cute pink 2 lb. hand weights. Because everybody needs to start somewhere, even weak, sickly vegans. :P

4. The Star Trek Encyclopedia. Think of it as a geek-to-English dictionary for figuring out what the hell I'm talking about. http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51TZ7RE341L._BO2,204,203,200_PIsitb-sticker-arrow-click,TopRight,35,-76_AA240_SH20_OU01_.jpg

5. Lose Your Accent in 28 Days. Since his accent is a incomprehensible, but adorable, mishmash of small-town Masshole and Florida cracker (he's been known to say "chowdah" and "y'all" in the same phrase- it's weird but cute) he could use this. And when he's done, he could give it to Sarah Palin.

6. Bunny and Carrot antenna topper. We all know he wants to cutesy up his car, and he LOVES carrots.

7. Nina Planck's cookbook. Trust me on this one.

8. Nickelback is releasing a CD for his birthday! They must know how much he loves them!!!1!

9-10. Open to your suggestions, kids.

[LeftyMom]

1. kick!

[flvegan]

2. They agree with me in that you shouldn't spend your money

getting me anything, see?

[LeftyMom]

3. I already got you something, douchebag.

So. There. :grr:

[Dr. Strange]

4. What's he going to do with a douchebag?

Why the fuck am I asking that question?

[LeftyMom]

6. Preventative maintainance on your Mom.

Duh.

[Dr. Strange]

8. She says flvegan has cold hands.

Tell him the gig is off.

[LeftyMom]

10. I find that giving him ten minutes alone and a picture of Sarah Palin clears that problem right up.

:shrug:

[XemaSab]

5. VEAL!

Don't bother getting him a pound at a time, get him a whole calf. :o

[LeftyMom]

12. Uh, has he mentioned his 8,736 pit bulls lately?

They'd eat a calf even faster than the Dubya chewtoy I got them.

[LynneSin]

7. Xmas is coming up you can send the Rush Box set to me

:woohoo:

[Shakespeare]

9. A one-way ticket to Sacramento.

Really, such a practical, forward-thinking gift. :hi:

[kentauros]

11. For the meat-fetish, here's another source

http://mcphee.com/items/11847.html





http://www.mcphee.com/items/11336.html
(Sushi Shower Curtain)



http://mcphee.com/categories/meat.html

:P

[SOteric]

13. How 'bout dinner at this fine restaurant...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nk-RaVNCsE

[KitchenWitch]

14. Here

http://meatofthemonthclub.com/?gclid=CJ-Un4TA65YCFSJIagodHAxmOA

You are welcome!

:P