What's the sexiest musical instrument ever?

[Symarip]

Poll question: What's the sexiest musical instrument ever?

[MrCoffee]

1. Flügelhorn

[Bake]

22. That answer really blows.

Bake

[motely36]

2. My hubby plays the trombone

:hi:

[Symarip]

3. You have EXCELLENT taste in men

Is he extremely handsome? Most trombone players are. It's a fact.

[motely36]

7. I think so

:)

[Bake]

23. I detect a note of self-serving in your response ...

:rofl:

Bake

[DS1]

4. I played the trombone

but the music always sucked. So I bought a BC Rich and learned how to RAAWKKK!!

I could have so been in Dethklok!

[mainegreen]

5. Fr Realz? The Harp.

A really big effin harp.

[kentauros]

41. Is this big enough?

:D

Also

Aeolean Wind Harps
Wind Harp

[kentauros]

6. Euphonium

http://www.woodbrass.com/images/woodbrass/COURTOIS+EUPHONIUM+814+V.JPG


:D

[Symarip]

9. There's nothing sexy about valves.

Everyone knows that.

[kentauros]

12. And yet...

[Symarip]

13. Arrgh

I'll have to look at it at home. My work's internet filter doesn't like where your picture came from.

[kentauros]

15. Okay, try this

;)

http://www.getzen.com/trombone/eternatenor/998.shtml

[Symarip]

16. BLASPHEMY

That thing is an abomination.

[kentauros]

18. You haven't seen nothing yet!

http://www.horncollector.com/Trombones/Perinet%20Valve%20Trombones.htm


:rofl:

[Symarip]

19. All that extra tubing and bullshit

Just because they're scared of a slide.

Pft. Amateurs.

[jobycom]

8. Well, the raunchiest is the flute

since that movie.

[begin_within]

10. Saxophone

[Symarip]

11. Pft.

Woodwinds. They hardly even count as musical instruments.

[Maccagirl]

57. I agree

Isn't the sax considered the "instrument of seduction"?

[PVnRT]

14. A rusty trombone

[Taverner]

17. The Ohmibod

[Symarip]

20. Point noted.

Wow. Just fucking wow.

[Taverner]

72. Kick for no good reason

:kick:

[kentauros]

21. Harmonic Whirlies

http://www.harmonicwhirlies.com/

http://www.exo.net/~pauld/summer_institute/summer_day13music/Whirly.html




Do that with a trombone! :P

[yurbud]

24. vibrator taped to cow bell

[Bake]

25. Forget about all that macho shit and learn how to play guitar!

Thus Spake Mellencamp.

I mean really. There's nothing to debate. Consider the guitar: her curves and slender waist resemble nothing less than a beautiful woman. You caress her in your arms, set her upon your lap. You stroke her strings, sometimes gently, sometimes with more urgency as she begins to wail. When you touch her in the right spot, she really screams. She has many moods. She can be soft and sensuous, loud and rowdy.

Top that, Trombone Boy.

Bake

[DarkTirade]

26. I'm sorry, I just don't find brassholes attractive.

:shrug:

[rug]

27. An alpenhorn.

Although it depends on how well you use it.

[Resuscitated Ethics]

28. Upright bass

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=31245501

[redqueen]

29. The violin / fiddle. (nt)

[DarkTirade]

58. ...

:loveya:

If only I'd heard someone say that back when I was younger... :P

[redqueen]

60. That's not to say that I think the instrument looks like a hot guy...

or that I would choose a sex partner based on what kind of musical instrument they played. Or that I'm interested in searching the net for pictures of hot men posing seductively as / with the instrument.

I simply find the sound it makes the most seductive.



Some of the responses in this thread are truly puzzling.

[DarkTirade]

61. Ah well.

I'll take what I can get, I s'pose. :P

[kentauros]

30. And then there's the Tromboon

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tromboon


:P

[jeff30997]

31. The sexiest musical instrument ?

The Sexophone of course.:P

[kentauros]

32. Betcha didn't know it was real!

:P

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexophone

[jeff30997]

34. WTF?

Well you win your bet.How much do I owe you ? :)

[kentauros]

38. All P.D.Q. Bach on DVD

[mcctatas]

33. The skin flute?

somebody had to say it! :hide:

[Inchworm]

35. I was going to say Mouth Harp

I just needed the thread to lower its standards with Skin Flute :D

:rofl:

[mcctatas]

36. I can always be relied on for lowering the standards...

:evilgrin:

[jeff30997]

37. Lol!

Are you a skin flute virtuoso or just an amateur ? :P

[Lucian]

44. Bag pipe.

[WritingIsMyReligion]

39. Piano.

In my experience, trombonists are goofballs, trumpeters have a high asshole component, etc., etc., etc. Most brass players seem to be deficient in one way or another.

:D

:hide:

[MrScorpio]

40. The Cello

[billyskank]

47. Agreed.

:thumbsup:

[DarkTirade]

55. I'd call the cello more 'sensual' than 'sexy' myself.

A subtle distinction. :)

[stuntcat]

64. yes to the cello!

I love how people wrap around it :blush:

[tjwmason]

71. Definitely the 'cello

Though I'm not sure how she could play it in that position.

The Bach 'cello suites or the Elgar 'cello concerto in particular make me fall instantly in love with the player.

[KitchenWitch]

42. Slide guitar

[Lucian]

43. The violin usually helps people get laid.

[billyskank]

46. You're kidding?

Certainly not if you're a guy, I wouldn't have thought.

I think the violin is about as sexy as the clarinet, my own instrument. I.e. not at all.

[Lucian]

48. No, I am not kidding.

[Bake]

49. Oh, right. The fiddle player is the one that gets lucky.

Ha! Not the fiddle players I have known!!!

Bake

[Lucian]

50. Fiddle players don't, but violin players do.

;)

(and yes, I do know they both are the same instrument)

[DarkTirade]

56. Um... no.

Violin gets you in the position of being friends with all the hot girls who think of you as just a friend.

Guitar gets you laid.

I speak from experience.

[Lucian]

59. So do I.

:)

[Orsino]

45. Alto sax, probably.

Not tenor.

[MilesColtrane]

51. Trombone? Are you high?

repo is correct.

The answer is bass.

[Pierre.Suave]

62. it is simple really

The ladies like to have a big instrument between their legs...

:P

[Symarip]

63. Your stock is rising.

I'm keeping an eye on you.

[guitar man]

52. maybe not the sexiest looking

but without a doubt, the sexiest sounding instrument ever :thumbsup:

[kwassa]

53. oral sex?

[kwassa]

54. The very best! The Busby Harp

Busby Berkeley, "Fashions of 1934"

[GoddessOfGuinness]

65. I used to play the trombone

But hat was about a thousand years ago.

[old mark]

66. The Ophecleide.

A 19th century pre-tuba.


mark

[Bake]

67. I've GOT IT!! The Theremin!!!

Aha!!

Bake

[mwooldri]

68. Creative Soundblaster X-Fi soundcard for a computer.

Don't know if it actually counts as an "instrument", but it can replicate many musical instruments and then some...

But then I am a geek and technology for me is more of a turn-on than musical instruments.

[TX Screwball]

69. The Keytar.

Only if you got the parachute pants/japanese flag shirt with no sleeves combo going on.

Suede fairy boots help, too.

[pokerfan]

70. Big Long Sliding Thing?

Dinah Washington

[tismyself]

73. Resonator.

[greendog]

74. Ukulele