What 'Medical Help' Do You Get If Your Errection Lasts More Than 4 Hours?
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Mon Mar-01-04 04:30 PM
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What 'Medical Help' Do You Get If Your Errection Lasts More Than 4 Hours?
Edited on Mon Mar-01-04 04:30 PM by matcom
:shrug: :D
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Mon Mar-01-04 04:31 PM
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1. A hooker in a nurse's outfit?
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Mon Mar-01-04 05:26 PM
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23. The new ad does say seek medical attention!
but how does this you choose the time pill that claims a 2 day possibility only result in 4 hours - and if more than 4 hours there is a problem - but is that more than 4 hours cummulative over all events in those 2 days - or only if an uninterrupted 4 hours? So many questions. But I am sure Matcom has the answers!
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Mon Mar-01-04 04:31 PM
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2. A picture of Ann Coulture
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Mon Mar-01-04 04:32 PM
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3. An ice pack from your friendly neighborhood nurse?
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Mon Mar-01-04 04:32 PM
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4. I was just watching that commercial....
scary idea, but it'll make for some interesting stories from folks who work in the ER. What is that stuff? A combo of viagra and steroids??
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Mon Mar-01-04 04:33 PM
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5. Ghostbusters, of course!
What better way to treat a figment of one's imagination.
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Mon Mar-01-04 04:33 PM
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6. Calling Nurse Halle Berry.
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Mon Mar-01-04 04:36 PM
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Mon Mar-01-04 04:38 PM
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8. Elad makes a "spellcheck" housecall? (Errection?) n/t
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Mon Mar-01-04 04:40 PM
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10. matcom still thinks he's in Mexico...
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Mon Mar-01-04 04:42 PM
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12. Actually, that's a pretty good misspelling...
A GOOD dose of that stuff gives you an Erection. A BAD dose gives you an ERRection... He is SO clever!
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Mon Mar-01-04 04:58 PM
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16. He's rolling his "r"'s.
evidently, he's smoking them as well.
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Mon Mar-01-04 05:47 PM
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was typing with only one hand :D
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Mon Mar-01-04 04:38 PM
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9. A OR nurse I know was part of a operation, for a guy
that had one for 24+ hours. A blood clot got in the way and would not allow the blood to flow out.
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Mon Mar-01-04 04:40 PM
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11. I'll be right over to give you a hand.
I am trained in first aid, after all.
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Mon Mar-01-04 04:42 PM
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if you wanna get all medical like. ;-)
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Mon Mar-01-04 04:54 PM
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14. And if you want to get all medical like -
it can damage your wanger if it goes on to long.
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Mon Mar-01-04 04:55 PM
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15. You go to the emergency room and the doctor describes the procedure
You faint from the mere thought of the concept (it involves a lot of cutting and blood spattering on the ceiling). When you regain consciousness it's all better.
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Mon Mar-01-04 04:59 PM
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17. The people from the Guinness Book of World Records
Hey, might as well make a buck or two out of it... (Barring that, probably an exorcist. Or a ball peen hammer.)
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Mon Mar-01-04 05:05 PM
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I saw that commercial the other night and was rolling!! "Seek immediate medical attention!"
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Mon Mar-01-04 05:10 PM
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A picture of Cal Thomas wearing nothing but black leather thigh-highs, and a chainmail thong. (Enjoy the mental image :P)
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Mon Mar-01-04 05:14 PM
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20. Hi!...My name is Barbie and I think....
...I have a solution to your problem that will benefit us both! ...You DID say 4 glorious hours ...right...ooo :)
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Mon Mar-01-04 05:23 PM
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21. Are you trying to share something with us
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Mon Mar-01-04 05:24 PM
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22. Throw out your Cialis tablets...
You've wood aplenty! :toast:
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Mon Mar-01-04 05:28 PM
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Mon Mar-01-04 05:30 PM
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26. I think I have an answer with this
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Mon Mar-01-04 05:33 PM
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They can either inject neo-synepherine into it to decrease arterial flow, or they can stick a BIG needle into it to drain the blood. I've seen both done. Ugh.
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Mon Mar-01-04 05:35 PM
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Mon Mar-01-04 05:37 PM
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i think i just PISSED MYSELF!!! :D
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Mon Mar-01-04 05:40 PM
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Edited on Mon Mar-01-04 05:44 PM by arwalden
... this is a good sign. It appears that you're beginning to relax and the problem may be about to solve itself. Sorry! LOL. -- Allen
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Mon Mar-01-04 05:45 PM
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32. yeah, but ONE MAJOR PROBLEM!!!!!
my ceiling is all urine-stained now LOL indeed!
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Mon Mar-01-04 05:46 PM
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33. Yeah, but, I'll bet you lost your 4 hour erection.
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Mon Mar-01-04 05:45 PM
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31. Xanax, diazepam or any other "pam"
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Mon Mar-01-04 06:00 PM
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35. Tie the patient up and drop him...
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