Which method of humilation should Zell Miller undergo at the convention?

[JohnLocke]

Poll question: Which method of humilation should Zell Miller undergo at the convention?

Please share your ideas, and I'll add them to the poll. :)

[mhr]

1. Number One And A Drumming Out Of The Democratic Party

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[name not needed]

2. raped by a donkey

[Catch22Dem]

3. Say what?

What the fuck right does he have to be at OUR convention anyway?

[iamjoy]

4. None Of The Above

He isn't worth the time or publicity.

Can we ignore him? Un-invite him?

Have the fire breathers (or some one funny like Al Franken) do speeches condemning the DINOs but not necessarily mention Zell Miller by name?

[elperromagico]

5. I don't even think the sob out to be allowed into the convention.

Let him go to NYC and lick Bush's ass-crack.

[Ready4Change]

6. Scarlet "R"

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[historian]

7. give him ...

a special seat in the far back (preferably the ill lit section) away from everyone else and section off the area - if he trespassses he is removed from the convention for being a "nuisance".

[Lexingtonian]

8. Into the stocks with him!

The standard punishment for adultery, as I recall. A wooden sign telling particulars of the crime would be hung over the neck.

And let us provide the village children with decaying vegetables, rotten eggs, and little whips, then turn our eyes away to other things.

Let Mr. Pure And Conservative come to a clear understanding of the good old days.

[Bucky]

9. I doubt he'll be very welcome, but he may just have a way to help us

If after lambasting the modern Dems as too liberal & too in the pocket of "special interests" (such as working families, minorities, the poor, students, small businesses, the uninsured, women--special interests like that) I think Zell could do us and the party a huge favor.

If after saying these things about Democrats, basically confirming the worst stereotypes put out against us, he then comes along and says to the country, "George Bush is a nice guy, but him and his crooked administration have got to go," I think it would sway a lot of votes. Miller would be the toast of the town.

I doubt that will happen, but if it does, Zell will have a lot of clout in DC come January.

[JohnLocke]

10. Kick

[kodi]

11. marry his sorry ass off to barney frank in front of the cameras.

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[Khephra]

18. Barney Frank doesn't deserve that punishment though

Howabout Sessions or Trent Lott?

[citizen snips]

12. Lock him in the stocks.

That is where he belongs.

[ben_thayer]

13. Maybe we could get Mel Gibson to dream something up...

:evilgrin:

[MrSlayer]

14. I like the scarlet "R". Burn it right into his idiot head.

What a piece of shit.

[Endangered Specie]

15. keel hauling?

[JohnLocke]

19. ?

[flamingyouth]

16. LOL - any or all would be nice

:evilgrin:

[Khephra]

17. I vote for all of the above!

[welshTerrier2]

20. None of the Above

I think they should make him wear a chicken costume and stand next to bush while bush accepts the nomination ...

[saltpoint]

21. Maybe we could pay a bell boy to --

-- lock his treacherous ass in his hotel room. & cut the phone line, too.

Then just leave him there until the convention is over.

[TheMightyFavog]

22. 20 lashes says I!!

[PartyPooper]

23. Have him show up in drag as Ann Coulter.

:evilgrin:

[mvd]

24. I like

Mock arrest on charges of "impersonating a Democrat." Also, I'd add forced to say he'll vote for our nominee before allowed in.