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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-15-08 01:13 PM
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Anyone know where I can get 2,015 candles for Baby Jesus's birthday cake?
Edited on Mon Dec-15-08 01:14 PM by underpants
BIG CAKE

No room for the tree this year the pallet of flour is taking up too much room.
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Parche Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-15-08 02:18 PM
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1. i thought it was 2008 candles?
:shrug:

run jeezus run
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-15-08 02:20 PM
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3. He was born in 7 BC
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jesus
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mcctatas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-15-08 02:20 PM
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2. how about those # candles....
then you would just need 4 of them :shrug:
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foxfeet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-15-08 02:23 PM
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4. Call Rokeach. After all, Jesus was Jewish.
And Rokeach makes kosher candles.
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-15-08 05:31 PM
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5. why are you looking NOW?
Jesus doesn't see his shadow for months!
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-15-08 06:15 PM
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6. I have to give him his birthday gift


Easter is just around the corner
it could come in handy
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-15-08 06:22 PM
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8. Bob Villa would have used decking screws
:eyes:
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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-15-08 06:21 PM
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7. I found the cake you need.
this should hold all those candles.

But this raises a question, can God bake a cake so big that He can't even blow out all the candles?
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-15-08 06:54 PM
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9. Thanks Bucky
:hi:
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