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Xipe Totec Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-15-08 06:26 PM
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I think I'm in love with a toaster





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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-15-08 06:30 PM
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1. Ah, but here's one that puts out:


And for anybody too, I might add...

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mcctatas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-15-08 06:38 PM
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4. Why am I strangely aroused and repulsed at the same time?
:rofl:
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Xipe Totec Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-15-08 07:57 PM
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7. That's an invitation to disaster!
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kentauros Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-15-08 06:31 PM
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2. Why? Is your name Booji Boy?
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Xipe Totec Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-15-08 06:37 PM
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3. What a compliment!
I wish!

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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-15-08 06:39 PM
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5. Ah sweet Jesus...
now I have "I'm in love with a Toaster" in my head, to the tune of "I'm in Love With a Stripper".

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Xipe Totec Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-15-08 06:43 PM
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6. (I'm in Love with) Attila the Hun
The only cure for an earwig is another earwig:



I'm in love, I'm in love with Attila the Hun
Attila the Hun, Attila the Hun
Though he pillages villages, it's all in fun
I still love my Attila the Hun


I'm in love I'm in love with Attila the Hun
Attila the Hun is my honey bun
Though he ravages savages, it's all in good fun
I still love Attila the Hun


I'm in love I'm in love with Attila the Hun
Attila the Hun is second to none
Though he sneaks up on sheep, he's my number one
I still love Attila the Hun.


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