Guys are frickin stupid

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

True story of love gone horribly wrong...

A guy comes home to find his wife is interested in some light bondage. They have never done anything even remotely close to that, but he thinks... well, sure, why not?
So she gently and sweetly ties him up, teasing him, and he is getting into it.
Now, I should mention here that he has a long history of cheating on her. And unbeknownst to him, she recently found out.

Anyway, after a while, she has him securely tied up, blindfolded and gagged.

She then inserted a curling iron up his ass, plugged it in, grabbed the packed bags he did not notice in his earlier excitement, and left.

He has a permanent colostomy now, she is at large, wanted for attempted murder and assault.

Guys, keep it in your pants.

[Orrex]

1. I believe that this is known, in certain circles, as 'A Senator Vitter'

Well, that's what I've heard, anyway.

[DS1]

2. going by that story, women are psychotic

:shrug:

[LisaL]

3. The story is atrocious.

[DS1]

4. If I found out someone I was involved with was cheating on me like that

I'd simply shut them out forever. This is just crazy/excessive.

[flvegan]

5. Sounds like something a serial killer would do.

[Sultana]

6. Oh shit

:wow:

[rockymountaindem]

7. link?

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

8. no link, not in the media at all

that I know, wife had patient in trauma center... quite a mess

[rockymountaindem]

10. Mmmm... not buying it

It's already on snopes
http://www.snopes.com/risque/revenge/curliron.asp

:)

[Orrex]

11. Why does Snopes generate about a brazillion popups?

Yes, yes--it's because I used IE.

But seriously, WTF?


And kudos to you for rightly calling bullshit.

[amitten]

13. I don't buy it either. n/t

[LisaL]

12. Right.

:eyes:

[Jamastiene]

9. OMG! Move over, Lorena.

You've got some serious competition now. :wow:

[jobycom]

14. Should that be done to wives, too, when they cheat?

Or is it just oh so romantic when wives cheat?