Playwright David Mamet gets off his best line ever -- and it isn't in one of his plays

[KamaAina]

http://omg.yahoo.com/news/jeremy-piven-exits-broadway-play-after-health-scare/16718?nc

NEW YORK, New York -- Jeremy Piven is ending his run in Broadway's "Speed-the-Plow," due to a condition caused by a high mercury count, according to Variety.

The "Entourage" star missed a Tuesday evening performance and a Wednesday matinee due to his high mercury count health concerns, but David Mamet, the playwright of "Speed-the-Plow," appears skeptical of the actor's exit.

"I talked to Jeremy on the phone, and he told me that he discovered that he had a very high level of mercury," Mamet told the entertainment trade mag. "So my understanding is that he is leaving show business to pursue a career as a thermometer."

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[Blue_Tires]

1. about as funny as JFK's funeral

[DS1]

2. Yeah, the Reply All feature sucks

[mainegreen]

3. Bwhahahahahahahaha.

It's sucks even on forums.