What is the thing in the middle of Dagwood's shirt?

[GoddessOfGuinness]

[CO Liberal]

1. It's a Button

And in all my 51 years, I've never seen a dress shirt with only one button.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

11. Mebbe he kept losing buttons

until Blondie got fed up and sewed on one big-ass button.

[GOPisEvil]

2. A big-ass button?

That's what I always thought. :shrug:

[leyton]

3. That's his Dean button.

[Fenris]

4. His mood ring

[Bonhomme Richard]

5. Same button they wore at the Oscars.

[Khephra]

6. It's his Teletubby button

[GoddessOfGuinness]

10. I like that answer!

:toast:

[Wickerman]

7. Its a window (cannula) to his stomach

now that Blondie runs a catering bidness she wants to make sure that Dagwood is eating only quality foods. So, she hooked with the
folks at Ohio State University and took the research that they were doing with cow digestation one step further...

"Cannulated cows are the same as all other cows in the herd except that they are fitted with an item called a cannula," said Natasha Weaver, a senior in animal science. "Basically, the animals have surgery performed upon them that creates a passageway in the side of the animal so researchers can perform readings on what takes place in the cow's rumen."


http://www.thelantern.com/news/2003/12/02/Campus/A.Window.To.The.World.Of.A.Cows.Stomach-569718.shtml

[GoddessOfGuinness]

13. University of Md Ag. Research had one of those cows.

I don't know if it's still alive or not.

[Wickerman]

16. I think the big Ag schools do that

Penn State had one, I think, as did Iowas State. Its a cool concept, would look pretty neat on Dagwood.

[SheWhoMustBeObeyed]

8. only Chic Young knows

and he ain't talkin'.

[The Lone Liberal]

9. The body lanugage of Blondie

leads me to think she just tore him a new A** Hole.

[WilliamPitt]

12. The Mark of the Beast

[Aristus]

14. OKay, fetish moment:

Blondie in her nightgown with one strap hanging down off her shoulder.

I know this is a little creepy, but DAMN! :evilgrin:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

15. Sorry hon...

It does nothing for me... :P

[AlienGirl]

17. A wormhole to another dimension!