I shake and shake my laptop, but I cant get more internets to come out faster

[NightWatcher]

How are you crazy bastards doing tonight?

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. You're doing it wrong.

Stand the laptop on one end and start squeezing from the top. The internets will squirt out the other end.

[NightWatcher]

2. duh, of course, just like toothpaste. Thanks

[leftyclimber]

3. Can you roll it up?

You know, to get that last little bit out?

[JenaLaw]

4. no, but...

if you add water and shake it will get the final few drops out

[leftyclimber]

6. Oo!

:runs off to the sink:

[woo me with science]

5. Quit shaking us!

It's making me dizzy in here.