"Busier 'n a one handed man at a but picking contest"

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

(Spelling in deference to another somewhat more infamous thread)

Yep, that was actually used by a man in a conversation with me today.

Only in Texas.

:rofl:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

1. My dear Prisoner_Number_Six!

Well, um...

That leaves no room for my imagination!

How's the menagerie?

:hi:

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

2. Alas, puppy has gone on to another family.

Several things are in a terrible conjunction with me at the moment- without going into details, I'll just say that it simply came about at the wrong time. The puppy was friendly, playful, and we quickly fell in love, but at the moment I find myself physically unable to spend the time needed to be with him and help him learn to calm down. Too small a plate with WAY too much piled upon it.

He'll be fine. I know where he is and I'll be getting reports (he said through the tears).

Such is life.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

3. I am so sorry to hear this...

You two would have been so good for each other, had other circumstances permitted...

And cry your tears, sweetie...

They have their uses, after all...:hug:

[MrSlayer]

4. It's supposed to be "one legged man in an ass-kicking contest".

It makes more sense and is less crude.

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

5. Hello--- TEXAS....

NOTHING here makes more sense and is less crude.

NOTHING.

:rofl:

[Shakespeare]

6. I'm a Texan. MrSlayer is correct.

The one you posted is a humorous variation, though.

[DS1]

7. who needs two hands?

that's a stupid variation of the phrase