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Amerigo Vespucci Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-08-09 11:04 PM
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Poll question: Flintstones character most likely to suffer from erectile dysfunction
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kentauros Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-08-09 11:06 PM
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1. The Great Gazoo
Because their kind evolved beyond the need for procreation by sex or other means :P
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madeline_con Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-08-09 11:09 PM
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2. It's gotta be Dash. (From the 'roids.) n/t
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-08-09 11:11 PM
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3. Dino because he's probably had his nuts cut off
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Sebastian Doyle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-08-09 11:15 PM
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5. Talk about hazard pay!
Neutering dinosaurs sounds like a dangerous job. Especially if they knew what you were doing, and might try to "return the favor".

On the other hand, it would explain extinction.
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gratuitous Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-08-09 11:20 PM
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7. Dino for sure; that was easy
Wait; what'd you say? I thought the question who would most like suffer from a reptile dysfunction. Nevermind.
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Sebastian Doyle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-08-09 11:13 PM
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4. Probably Mr. Slate
The reason he drafted Fred and Barney into the Royal Water Buffalo Club (or whatever the fuck it was called) is because he couldn't get Little Slate to stand at attention when Mrs. Slate wanted it. There was no viagra back then, of course, and Mrs. Slate had to carve her own toys out of a rock from her husband's quarry. :evilfrown:

As for Fred and Barney.... well, if some disturbing pictures that can be found with a simple Google search are any indication, they didn't have any problems fulfilling their er... "marital duties".
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blue neen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-08-09 11:15 PM
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6. Stony Curtis.
I think Fred was jealous of him for no good reason.
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-08-09 11:20 PM
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8. Fred Limpstone.
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