NFL to Draft Jesus, Passes on Tebow
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NFL to Draft Jesus, Passes on Tebow
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2. Anybody that can die on Friday, but be ready to play on Sunday, is worth a high pick
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Fri Jan-09-09 02:53 PM
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Fri Jan-09-09 02:54 PM
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:spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :rofl: lost
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Fri Jan-09-09 03:52 PM
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6. I smell boob envy.....
I'm talking about Tebow! What? :rofl:
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Fri Jan-09-09 04:11 PM
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Fri Jan-09-09 04:16 PM
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9. Pinder dislikes clowns, wasps and racism.
Hmm, okay. I have never heard of this female until today.
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Fri Jan-09-09 04:27 PM
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10. I'm thinking by tomorrow..
You will know ALL about her...:P
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Fri Jan-09-09 04:43 PM
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12. Well, maybe a little more.
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Fri Jan-09-09 04:31 PM
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Ah yes...natural selection. When the icecaps melt and the world gets flooded, the only survivors will be floating around on their boobies
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Fri Jan-09-09 06:48 PM
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Fri Jan-09-09 03:44 PM
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5. Smuggling bald midgets?
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Fri Jan-09-09 04:15 PM
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8. Did Jesus hook Tebow up with this chick? I may have to talk to this Jesus guy
I am mentoring a 6th grader named Jesus. I wonder if he could........?
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Fri Jan-09-09 06:49 PM
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14. When did Jesus make the jump from bowling to football?
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Fri Jan-09-09 07:09 PM
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15. I thought He was a soccer goalie. Because, you know, Jesus Saves. -nt
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