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geardaddy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-09-09 03:26 PM
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Match Game '09 time: "Two (blanks) walk into a (blank)...
and one of them was (blank)"

:popcorn:
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Commie Pinko Dirtbag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-09-09 03:30 PM
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1. Two members of the WBC walk into a frozen lake
and one of them was 350 lbs heavy.
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geardaddy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-09-09 03:31 PM
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2. WBC?
:shrug:
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Commie Pinko Dirtbag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-09-09 03:32 PM
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3. Fred Phelps' über-über-über-batshit-crazy anti-gay church. -nt
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geardaddy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-09-09 03:32 PM
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4. Ahh yes.
Gene says: "we have a winner"
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Commie Pinko Dirtbag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-09-09 06:38 PM
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12. Oddly, I have to thank PeaceNikki for the inspiration.
She took me to this place. :loveya: As you can see, cold environs please me.

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PeaceNikki Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-09-09 06:44 PM
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14. Brazilian on Pewaukee Lake :)
:D
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-09-09 03:34 PM
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5. Two lying republicans walk into a presidential and vice presidential position without being elected
and one of them was a complete fucking drunk and still is.
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geardaddy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-09-09 03:34 PM
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6. Champion play, old bean!
:applause:
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-09-09 03:37 PM
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7. Takes bow.
:evilgrin:
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Tikki Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-09-09 03:39 PM
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8. Two geckos walk into an Insurance Agency and....
one of them was talking away with an Australian accent...

Tikki
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geardaddy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-09-09 04:07 PM
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9. And they gave the job to the one with the
Cockney accent. ;)
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Redbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-09-09 04:15 PM
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10. My friend's favorite joke: Two guys walk into a bar
and one of them was hurt badly enough he had to go to the hospital.
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Redbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-09-09 04:17 PM
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11. 3/4 of my favorite joke: Two pirates walk into a bar and
one of them has a steering wheel sticking out of his fly.
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Commie Pinko Dirtbag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-09-09 06:40 PM
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13. Arrrrr! It's drivin'me nuts!
:rofl:
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nuxvomica Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-09-09 08:01 PM
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15. Point of order!
I believe your construction can be more accurately described as a "Mad Lib" and not a "Match Game". The latter has only one blank to be filled by 10 or more words, and should involve some description of violence. That is all.
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geardaddy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-10-09 11:47 AM
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16. Yeah, I thought of that
afterwards. My bad.
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