PETA wants to change the name for fish

[lost-in-nj]

to

Sea Kittens....

http://www.peta2.com/Sea_Kittens/index.asp



:shrug:


lost

oh yeah

:popcorn: :hi:

[Inchworm]

1. I've been called a sea-dog before

does that count?

:P

[JTG of the PRB]

14. Depends... Were you called a SALTY sea-dog?

Because THAT would be pretty cool.

[Deep13]

2. There's nothing better than deep-fried sea kitten with fresh chips. nt

[petronius]

3. How cute! This weekend, I'm going to go pet and adopt some sea kittens -

with my spear gun...

:)

[Forkboy]

4. LOL...I actually like PETA.

They piss off so many people they can't be ALL bad. :)

Sea kittens is awesome! :rofl:

[dawgmom]

5. Oh, criminy. I'm speechless.

And I think we'll have fish for dinner tonight, just as an indirect way to tell PETA to go to hell.

[Lyric]

6. OMG! That's awesome! It'll go so well with

hush puppies!

:9

[Bucky]

8. win!

Your joke has shamed my joke.

[lost-in-nj]

9. ....

:spray: :rofl: :applause:




lost

[Bucky]

7. From now on I'm going to start calling my turds "toilet kittens"

Then PETA will picket my house every time I flush.

[surrealAmerican]

10. ... but what if they're adult, err, sea kittens?

Surely they would have to be sea cats.
Also, if you find them in a river or lake, wouldn't that make them river cats, or lake cats?
Sometimes it's hard to tell which ones are adults, but now we will have to make that distinction. This may necessitate removing said sea kitten or cat from the water, thus endangering it.

[KamaAina]

11. Wonder what land kittens think about that?

"Mmmmm... lunch...."

[Forkboy]

12. Their lawyers are looking into potential copyright infringements.

[jmowreader]

15. This...

[Bucky]

13. Cute kitteh thread

adorable

 




punch line



Widdle kitteh wuvs PETA girl!

[Gormy Cuss]

16. Oh great. Next they'll try to change the name of Fishkill, NY again

only this time the suggested new name would have to be "SeaKittenLove."
;-)

[Shell Beau]

17. I don't eat fish because I don't like it, but sea-kittens is just weird.

Why not sea-puppies? I am pissed off about that!

[Liberal Veteran]

18. Only if we can change the name of chickens to Tofu Puffs.

[Sebastian Doyle]

22. Kentucky Fried Tofu Puffs?

Nah... KFTP isn't a very good abbreviation for marketing purposes.

[ElboRuum]

19. LOLFish?!

Fish are only funny if you smack someone in the face with a sea bass.

[Sebastian Doyle]

23. Obviously you haven't heard the story about Led Zeppelin and the Edgewater Inn

Now that fish was funny!

[Sebastian Doyle]

20. I could see that with baby catfish, I guess

Except they don't live in the sea.

Besides, does PETA want cats to become "cannibals" when they eat "sea kitten" flavored food. Or god forbid, actual "sea kitten" tuna :scared:

[leftyclimber]

25. You mean

Kitten of the Sea?

[Left Is Write]

21. What's wrong with "fish"?

[Tabasco_Dave]

24. I had some Sea Kitten chowder

yummmmmmmmmmmmmmm:9