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Jay Leno went into the audience to find the most
embarrassing first date that a woman ever had.
The winner described her worst first date experience.
There was absolutely no question as to why her tale took the
prize!
She said it was midwinter...Snowing and quite cold...and
the guy had
taken her skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake City,
Utah It was a day trip (no overnight). They were
strangers, after all, and Truly had never met before.
The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until they
were headed home late that afternoon.
They were driving back down the mountain, when she
gradually began to realize that she should not have had that
extra latte.
They were about an hour away from anywhere with a rest
room and in the middle of nowhere!
Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which she did
for a while.
Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going,
there came a point where she told him that he had better
stop and let her go beside the road, or it would be the front seat of
his car.?? ??
They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car,
yanked her pants down and started.
In the deep snow she didn't have good footing, so she
let her butt rest against the rear fender to steady herself.
Her companion stood on the side of the car watching for
traffic and indeed was a real gentleman and refrained from
peeking. All she could think about was the relief she felt despite the rather
embarrassing nature of the situation. Upon finishing
however, she soon became aware of another sensation.
As she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady
discovered her buttocks were firmly glued against the
car's fender.
Thoughts of tongues frozen to poles immediately came to
mind as she attempted to disengage her flesh from the icy
metal. It was quickly apparent that she had a brand new problem due to the
extreme cold.
Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor of the
moment, she answered her date's concerns about 'what
is taking so long' with a reply that indeed, she was
'freezing her butt off' and In need of some
assistance!
He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with
her sweater and then, as she looked imploringly into his
eyes, he burst out laughing. She too, got the giggles and when they finally
managed to compose themselves, they assessed her dilemma.
Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they also
were faced with a real problem. Both agreed it would take
something hot to free her chilly cheeks from the grip of the icy metal!
Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament
in the first place, both quickly realized that there was
only one way to get her free.
So, as she looked the other way, her first-time date
proceeded to unzip his pants and pee her butt off the
fender.
As the audience screamed in laughter, she took the
Tonight Show prize hands down. Or perhaps that should be
'pants down'
And you thought your first date was embarrassing.
Jay Leno's comment...'This gives a whole new
meaning to being pissed off.'
Oh, and how did the first date turn out? He became her
husband and was sitting next to her on the Leno show.
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