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Inchworm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-26-09 09:40 AM
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I need to hire someone to follow me around with a blow torch
And every time I slack they need to light a fire under my ass.

Doing nothing is pretty easy, but nothing gets done.

Hmmm.. deep...

:hi:
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texanwitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-26-09 01:58 PM
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1. I get lazy sometimes, like now.
I have things to do but it isn't getting done.

I don't like Mondays anyway.

Tomorrow I will get started, I promise.

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Inchworm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-26-09 02:00 PM
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2. Well, I DID make it to the store
Now I'm back to planning. Well, that's what I call it when I keep staring at computer and wandering around house with the dogs. :P

:hi:
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texanwitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-26-09 02:08 PM
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4. I do need to get to the store but it can wait until tomorrow.
I did go out into the back yard and put out more bird feed.

I just have a hard time getting going on Mondays.

If I have something I need to do, I never turn on the computer.

All is lost after that.
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BeachBaby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-26-09 02:02 PM
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3. Ooooh! Can I have the job?
I love fire. I'm a bit of a pyro. :D
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Inchworm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-26-09 02:25 PM
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5. Depends on your outfit!
:rofl:
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BeachBaby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-26-09 03:13 PM
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7. I'll show you.
After you put your pants on. :rofl:
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NJmaverick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-26-09 02:27 PM
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6. They say being a pyro is related to sexual frustration
:evilgrin: :hi:
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BeachBaby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-26-09 03:19 PM
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8. Well, I don't know what to say to that.....
since I've been fascinated by fire since I was a toddler! :rofl:
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BarenakedLady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-26-09 03:41 PM
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9. Where's my damn lighter!
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Inchworm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-26-09 03:43 PM
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10. Easy now!
Maybe we should start with candle wax? That look in your eyes is scary! :evilgrin:

Hi you! How was your Monday?

:*
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BarenakedLady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-26-09 03:47 PM
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11. First day back at school
Thank Gawd. That was the longest month 1/2 evah!

Other than that life is a bit like being a pebble gaining speed down a mountain. Hopefully the landing won't be too painful.

:shrug:
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Inchworm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-26-09 03:50 PM
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12. Well, school is a good place to take a break
in a way. :woohoo:

You are in my thoughts with that pebble thing. I hope the best for ya!

:hug:
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