Who wanted the my-life-as-a-soap opera update?

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I can't remember. In fact, it's far more like a Seinfeld episode.

So, we're in the pub, and I'm telling Jess all about the avant garde footsie, without telling her who engaged me in said a.g.f. Then I tell Pat about it, and of course he knows who engaged in this with me. Pat's no dummy. How could Jess not know? Anyway, just after Pat and I come in from having a cigarette, and someone has mentioned the trouble of finding girls, Jenn says something about how she thinks Liz is a great girl. Starts spouting off all of the wonderful things about her, at which point Pat and I start laughing - myself quite seriously - and Pat makes some sort of neck-cutting motion to Jenn who then asks why he's doing it. Then she says to me, "do you have some sort of thing for Liz or something?".

God, I love my life, and by "love", I mean hate.