Jim Morrison or Jonas Brothers?

[omega minimo]

Poll question: Jim Morrison or Jonas Brothers?

:yourock:

[Redneck Socialist]

1. I feel bad for the kid with the curly hair...

...he just can't rock the emo look as well as the other two. Maybe if he grew it longer and went for flannel he could get a sort of retro nineties Seattle grunge look going.

[Midlodemocrat]

2. He's a baby. Barely 16.

[omega minimo]

11. I like when they pretend to play air guitar and swing their arms around......

:hi:

[Iggo]

20. Grunge is retro?

Dear god, I'm old.

[Lost in CT]

25. Grunge is what peoples parents listen to. nt

[tanngrisnir3]

3. A choice between corn-laden shit and peanut-laden shit.

Hmmmm....

[omega minimo]

6. Lizard King or Lip Synch Jesters?

[tanngrisnir3]

19. They both suck so badly I don't think one can actually call it sucking.

[Initech]

4. Come on baby light my fire...

[MrSlayer]

5. Do the Jonas Brothers make outrageous claims in their music like Morrison did?

Such as "I eat more chicken than any man ever seen."

The Doors' Jim Morrison, "Back Door Man"

Here, handsome junkie Jim Morrison makes the outrageous claim that he, apparently, can eat more chicken than anyone. Unless, by "chicken," he really meant "acid," this is fairly hard to believe. Nowhere in Oliver Stone's The Doors, for example, is Morrison's chicken-eating prowess addressed. At best, maybe Jim Morrison could eat half as much chicken as Howlin' Wolf, the blues great who wrote the song and "was nicknamed 'Big Foot' in his early years because of his massive size," according to infallible research source Wikipedia. What's a lot more likely, though, is that Jim was out of his gourd on peyote, but everyone just accepted his "poetic" ramblings because he was relatively good-looking and it was the '60s.





Thank you Cracked.com


http://www.cracked.com/article_15115_15-most-outrageous-claims-in-pop-music-history.html

[RadiationTherapy]

22. Eating chicken is licking vagina. I am pretty sure he is talking about that.

[Amerigo Vespucci]

7. The Jonas Brother in the middle looks like Katy Perry

Just sayin'...

The Lizard King didn't look like Katy Perry.

[omega minimo]

8. Katy Perry likes lizards

[Amerigo Vespucci]

9. So, we've reached a "Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon" stalemate...

:rofl:

:toast:

[omega minimo]

10. She doesn't like bacon, tho

:donut:

[Amerigo Vespucci]

12. Hmmmmm....

1). Bacon = "pork"

2). "Pork" = "pig"

3). "Giant inflatable pig" = "Pink Floyd"

4). Pink Floyd Hit = "Have A Cigar"

5). "Have A Cigar" lyrics = "And did we tell you the name of the game, boy?"

6). Katy Perry's album = "One Of The Boys"

Houston, we have takeoff.

:toast:

[omega minimo]

14. WOW.

:wow: how'd do dat?

[Amerigo Vespucci]

16. It's a gift...

:rofl:

:toast:

[omega minimo]

17. are you psychic?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=389&topic_id=5145253&mesg_id=5145652

[Amerigo Vespucci]

18. No, Italian...but after following your link, maybe the answer is "YES!"

:rofl:

:toast:

[EFerrari]

13. Pavaroti or Palin?

:shrug:

[omega minimo]

15. dunno, they're both kinda shifty eyed................

[old mark]

21. Morrison or WHO?

I have heard the name, but never actually saw/heard them play anything.

mark

[leeroysphitz]

23. LOL. n/t

[gbate]

24. I want to know who voted for the Jonas Brothers.

:dilemma:

[Drunken Girlfriend]

26. Jim Morrison=Rock God / Jonas Brother=Contrived Cookie Cutter Crap

Wow,must you even ask? lol

Jim Morrison all the way!