Pervs at the Post Office

[Maine-ah]

So, I ordered a little something from Vicki's Secret...my package comes with a giant rip in it. Like someone opened it from one end of the bag to the other. It had a bright green sticker on it, holding the rip together, saying that they received it that way....

yeah, right...pervs.

[TZ]

1. Wow. Pi Guy and Dr. Strange work for the Postal Service?

Who knew? :rofl:

[Maine-ah]

2. I'm sure they were very disappointed when all they found was

a black polo shirt that I needed for work.

I thought a catalog always came with my orders though. Apparently they didn't send one this time....

[Dr. Strange]

3. Oops, I'm sorry.

Did you need the catalog?

I'll go get it from Pi-guy.

[TZ]

4. lol!

That "errand" will be useless without video..I'm not sure he'll give it up without a fight..:rofl:

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7. Here it is, Doc. Sorry about the stain on page 11-- I was eating a bologna and mayo sammie and....

[TZ]

8. Mayo? Are you sure it wasn't ......

MIRACLE WHIP? :scared:

[3.14158675309]

9. Miracle Whip?

What exactly IS Miracle Whip? :shrug:

[Dr. Strange]

10. I smell a thread.

Look, it's a joke. I mean, it is and it isn't. She should be made to smell the thread.

[TZ]

11. Smell the shell?

:)

[Dr. Strange]

12. Look...

You put a greased naked turtle on all fours with a dog collar around its neck, and a leash, and Pi-guy's arm extended out up to here, holding onto the leash, and pushing this thread in its face to sniff it. You don't find that offensive? You don't find that sexy?

[TZ]

13. Nothing wrong with being Sexy!

:)

[DS1]

5. could be worse

could be stuck together without tape

[Tuesday Afternoon]

6. ew

:rofl: