Would you rather let Matt Damon or Javier Bardem give you a hickey?

[MrScorpio]

Poll question: Would you rather let Matt Damon or Javier Bardem give you a hickey?

Choose well

[CaliforniaPeggy]

1. My dear MrScorpio!

Neither one, silly!

I don't fancy having any big old bruise on me anyplace...No matter how much fun it was getting it, or who was doing it!

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[MrScorpio]

2. Not even a teeny-weeny one?

Oh, the stories you can tell

[CaliforniaPeggy]

3. You might be surprised to know...

That nobody has ever given me one...:blush:

I guess nobody ever wanted to...

*sigh*

I suppose I might be open to having a tiny one someplace discreet...

[MrScorpio]

4. Now you're talking

I hope that you'll get lucky one day

[CaliforniaPeggy]

5. I'd need a new husband ...

[Sultana]

6. Javier

:9

[Shell Beau]

7. No hickeys!!

But I like them both!

[Drunken Girlfriend]

8. Re:Matt Damon

I have no idea who the second dude is,so my vote was for
Matt Damon.

However,Matt Damon does little for me,as I always thought he
was a little too feminine for my taste.

But Matt's good friend Ben Affleck is a hottie for his age.

[MrScorpio]

9. Bardem

[Bryn]

10. Matt Damon is my fave actor

:loveya:

[Hell Hath No Fury]

11. I normally don't do hickies...

but if Javier Bardem was interested in planting one on me, I probably wouldn't sy no! :D

If you haven't seen him in a Spanish language film called "Mouth to Mouth", I recommend it. He plays a phone sex operator, and there is scene after scene of him verbally seducing people. It makes my toes curl. :loveya:

[UTUSN]

12. Joke about hickeys (hickies? sp).

For this joke to have even a semi-chance, you've got to suspend your moral judgment of the characters involved being "dogs."


Two dudes come running into a bar, like being chased by (insert whatever spooks here). They explain to the bartender and other barflies that they were at another bar up the street and the working girls there were very aggressive and were insisting on giving them hickies (hickeys?) despite their protests because they are married and would soon be reporting to their wives.

One of them went on at length about one of his escapades, how, on a business trip he had hooked up with a hickey-giver unbeknownst to him, and had discovered this the morning of the day he was traveling home. So he stopped at a friend's mechanics garage, called his wife and told her he had car trouble and would be late, and he got the mechanic to heat a coin with a welder's torch, then pressed the coin onto the hickey. So when he got home he said he had gotten too close to whatever hot tool and had burned himself.

The other one said he had had a less drastic solution. When he got home with a hickey, he made a show of going straight to the mail and ripping open some bills, then huffed and puffed about the electric bill being too high, and he went around turning off the light switches, rendering the hickey unseen. Then he complained about his day, put on some "relaxing" music, plopped on the couch, asked for a drink and said the wife should have one, too. Then he instigated a make-out session, giving HER a hickey, leading to HER giving HIM one back, in the SAME LOCATION as the one he already had.

[ogneopasno]

13. I'm fucking Matt Damon. I'm sorry, but it's true.

[fizzgig]

14. matt damon

:D