MccTaTas called me a doozer??

[PaddyBlueEyes]

:wtf:

[mcctatas]

1. 'cause you build stuff!

of course no doozer ever nail-gunned his own hand :eyes:

ILY :hug:

[PaddyBlueEyes]

2. remember what I was building you for the basement?

It just got spikier.. :evilgrin:

[mcctatas]

3. awwwwww, thank you baby...

a torture rack can never be too spiky O8)

[PaddyBlueEyes]

4. outstanding

your collar is in the mail. :evilgrin:

[mcctatas]

5. and your balls will make nice earrings

:P

[PaddyBlueEyes]

6. ok..but you have to take them

out of your......purse.....first!

[mcctatas]

7. If you are a nice boy...

I will let you have them back ;)

[PaddyBlueEyes]

8. boy??

thats not how you normally refer to me at this time of the night :evilgrin:

[mcctatas]

9. Hey Paddy!

I'm over here, and normally at this time of night I refer to you as "are you done yet"? :P

[PaddyBlueEyes]

10. its not my fault

three mins on the beach....

[mcctatas]

11. Baby, with you, three minutes is like

an eternity :evilgrin:

[PaddyBlueEyes]

12. over the knee

you :evilgrin:

[mcctatas]

13. Geez you!

get a room :P

[PaddyBlueEyes]

14. got one

wanna come


in?

[mcctatas]

15. absolutely....

but the complimentary wings buffet does NOT count as a nice dinner out!

[PaddyBlueEyes]

16. its either

that or the olive garden?

[mcctatas]

17. I'll just go home and have

Taco John's!

[PaddyBlueEyes]

18. Ill eat your taco

johns...and yr milkshake!!!

[mcctatas]

19. Hey, Doozer, over here...

make me a turkey pot pie

[PaddyBlueEyes]

20. YA KNOW....

June Latex...thats yr job...move yr ass!

[mcctatas]

21. Listen here Pony Boy,,,

stay gold pony boy, stay gold :P

[PaddyBlueEyes]

22. can i have yr underpants??

[mcctatas]

23. Your clothes... give them to me, now.

[PaddyBlueEyes]

24. if you want to come..live with me

oh wait, I reversed that...

[mcctatas]

25. Fuck you, asshole!

[PaddyBlueEyes]

26. this in gonna turn you on..

You still don't get it, do you? He'll find her! That's what he does! It's *all* he does! You can't stop him! He'll wait for you! He'll reach down her throat and tear her fuckin' heart out

[mcctatas]

27. Come on. Do I look like the mother of the future? I mean, am I tough, organized?

I CAN'T EVEN BALANCE MY CHECKBOOK!

[PaddyBlueEyes]

28. Yo momma

[mcctatas]

29. Hey doozer, over here...

Every time I try to talk to someone it's "sorry this" and "forgive me that" and "I'm not worthy"

[PaddyBlueEyes]

30. yo mcboobies

You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny

[mcctatas]

31. Hey Stan,

you're in Ala-Fuckin-Bama. You come from New York. You killed a good old boy. There is no way this is not going to trial.

[PaddyBlueEyes]

32. hey tommy

Go home and get your fucking shine box

[mcctatas]

33. Where does it say that you can't kill a cop?

[PaddyBlueEyes]

34. baby

Talk to me, when was the last time you took a collar? Hey fuckhead, I'm talking to you. You don't wanna say a fucking word to me, you don't have to. I don't really give a fuck. Twenty five years, pal, that's what you're looking at

[mcctatas]

35. Hey, rock thrower...

You shoot off a guy's head with his pants down, believe me, Texas ain't the place you want to get caught.

[PaddyBlueEyes]

36. HEY SEXY

Oklahoma kid. That's me. I'm the Oklahoma kid. You fuckin' varmint! Dance. Dance. YAHOO, YA MOTHERFUCKER

[mcctatas]

37. ahem

What I want is for you to cork your goddamn government mouth, mister. And the next time you address me common, I will put you on your prissy little ass.

[PaddyBlueEyes]

38. take this..

You stupid bastard, I can't fuckin' believe you. Now, you're gonna dig the fuckin' thing now. You're gonna dig the hole. You're gonna do it. I got no fuckin' lime. You're gonna do it.

[mcctatas]

39. Yoohoo...

I'll make you famous!

[PaddyBlueEyes]

40. hmmmmmmmmmm

This isn't champagne. This... is HOLY WATER. I named myself after this holy water. Chrissie Lou Connors used to have dingy brown hair and little bitty tits. It's amazing what paint and a surgeon can do

[mcctatas]

41. This is Ohio. If you don't have a brewski in your hand you might as well be wearing a dress

[PaddyBlueEyes]

42. You ever been to Minneapolis?

[mcctatas]

44. ...

I have seen what happens to the proud when then take on the throne. I'm goin' back to Wisconsin.

[PaddyBlueEyes]

46. ........

Well, the little guy was kinda funny-lookin'.
In what way?
I dunno... just funny-lookin'.
Can you be any more specific?
I couldn't really say... He wasn't circumcised.
Was he funny lookin' apart from that?
Yah...
So, you were havin' sex with the little fellow, then.
Uh huh...

[mcctatas]

48. .........

So that was Mrs. Lundegaard on the floor in there. And I guess that was your accomplice in the wood chipper. And those three people in Brainerd. And for what? For a little bit of money. There's more to life than a little money, you know. Don'tcha know that? And here ya are, and it's a beautiful day. Well. I just don't understand it.

(and I don't sound like Marge Gunderson either, or that Palin abomination)

[PaddyBlueEyes]

51. ...............

Hon?
Yah?
Prowler needs a jump

[mcctatas]

54. Oh, fuck it, I don't have to talk, either, man!

See how you like it. Just total fuckin' silence. Two can play at that game, smart guy. We'll just see how you like it. Total silence.

[PaddyBlueEyes]

55. .................

Are WE square? Yeah, ya fuckin' mute. And if you see your friend Shep Proudfoot, tell him I'm gonna nail his fuckin' ass

[mcctatas]

60. ...

Fucking little weasel! Fuck you! You fucking motherfucker son of a bitch! Fucking cock! Jesus Christ! You fucking shitbag motherfucker!

[PaddyBlueEyes]

62. ...............

That's the first thing you've said in the last four hours. That's, a fountain of conversation there, buddy. That's a geyser

[kentauros]

43. Is that a DUzy?

:P



So, would y'all care if my girlfriend, Maeryanne, and I created threads like this one just to have little lover-chats in The Lounge that no one else is going to bother interrupting like I am? ;)

[mcctatas]

45. well all y'all are always telling us to get a room...

and then we decided if we were going to go through the trouble, we might as well set the place on fire ;)

[kentauros]

47. Well then, okay!

Halve at it! :P

[PaddyBlueEyes]

49. we have been

and its reeeeeeeal good 2.. :evilgrin: :rofl:

[mcctatas]

50. *yawns*

sorry baby, what'd you say? :P

[kentauros]

52. I didn't need to read the whole thing to get that impression

Are y'all at this point yet:

[PaddyBlueEyes]

53. ask her

she's been finished for hours.. :hide:

[kentauros]

56. Hmmm...

like rabbits, huh?

[PaddyBlueEyes]

59. oh no

we take our time..... :toast:

[kentauros]

61. That's the only way on the Internets!

unless y'all have some of that cyber equipment? ;)

[mcctatas]

65. Nah...

I am saving myself for another 11 days

[kentauros]

67. Similar situation here

as I hopefully get to go to NZ in a little over a month. If my travel-agent will just get back to me... ;)

[mcctatas]

57. +1 for the yorkie!

nicely played sir :applause:

[PaddyBlueEyes]

58. hey

ily eternally.

[mcctatas]

63. Baby, for you...

[PaddyBlueEyes]

64. for you love..

[mcctatas]

66. For you baby

[PaddyBlueEyes]

68. for you baby..

[Dr. Strange]

69. I love this thread.

It needs more pics, but other than that, carry on!

:patriot: