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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-15-09 06:38 AM
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Why do people allow their chickens to free range?
Edited on Sun Mar-15-09 06:48 AM by Deja Q
Because, like cattle, they're stronger and taste meatier once they arrive (fully prepared) on your dinner table. :9

Can't say much on cats though...


(on the plus side, at least I didn't say "to get to the other side")
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hobbit709 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-15-09 07:02 AM
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1. And you won't have any ticks, scorpions or spiders in your yard.
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-15-09 07:06 AM
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2. Ah, yes. Everybody relishes side dishes...
:9

Wait, chickens eat ticks, scorpions, and spiders? Or do ticks, scorpions, and spiders latch onto the chicken to become the side dish?
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alphafemale Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-15-09 07:33 AM
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3. And you thought that was coarse ground pepper.
Hah!

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hobbit709 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-15-09 07:47 AM
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4. Chickens will eat anything.
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-15-09 08:13 AM
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5. Yet anything tastes like chicken.
:evilgrin:
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hobbit709 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-15-09 09:01 AM
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6. Naw. Chicken tastes like lizard.
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foxfeet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-15-09 02:16 PM
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7. The boneless ones don't travel very far anyhow.
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