Democratic Underground Latest Greatest Lobby Journals Search Options Help Login
Google

This afternoon I was asked to "have a drink" with a woman who looked about 90

Printer-friendly format Printer-friendly format
Printer-friendly format Email this thread to a friend
Printer-friendly format Bookmark this thread		 This topic is archived.
Home » Discuss » The DU Lounge Donate to DU
 
LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-20-09 07:40 PM
Original message
This afternoon I was asked to "have a drink" with a woman who looked about 90
It was my mom.

She offerred me some of her Metamucil.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
limit18 Donating Member (261 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-20-09 07:45 PM
Response to Original message
1. Better lay off that Metamucil!
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-20-09 07:46 PM
Response to Reply #1
2. I have to drink it...
It is the only thing that prevents me from going completely fucking crazy and posting thousands of time per day.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
limit18 Donating Member (261 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-20-09 07:50 PM
Response to Reply #2
3. Side affects : Hemorroids & Headaches
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-20-09 07:53 PM
Response to Reply #3
4. That's nothing....
You're talking to a guy who coughs out of his earholes.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
mainegreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-20-09 07:56 PM
Response to Original message
5. My mom can drink me under the table.
She loves her 'drinky-poos'.

Yes, thats right folks: drinky-poos.

She was mildly offended when we all went out to dinner, and my wife didn't want a drink. In fact my whole family gave her the hairy eyeball.

Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-20-09 08:29 PM
Response to Reply #5
7. Saw my mom drunk once...
on half a glass of wine.

She actually embarrassed me. :rofl:
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
TK421 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-20-09 07:58 PM
Response to Original message
6. OMG I'm sorry, dude!
I would go out for a drink with you, but now I'm afraid you would shit all over me! :scared:
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-20-09 08:30 PM
Response to Reply #6
8. You act like I have no self-control or something
:D
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
DBoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-20-09 10:41 PM
Response to Original message
9. Try rum plus fruit favored metamucil
It's called a "constipated pirate"

(don't order it at a bar, though)
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
DU AdBot (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Fri May 03rd 2024, 10:48 PM
Response to Original message
Advertisements [?]
 Top

Home » Discuss » The DU Lounge Donate to DU

Powered by DCForum+ Version 1.1 Copyright 1997-2002 DCScripts.com
Software has been extensively modified by the DU administrators

Important Notices: By participating on this discussion board, visitors agree to abide by the rules outlined on our Rules page. Messages posted on the Democratic Underground Discussion Forums are the opinions of the individuals who post them, and do not necessarily represent the opinions of Democratic Underground, LLC.

Home  |  Discussion Forums  |  Journals |  Store  |  Donate

About DU  |  Contact Us  |  Privacy Policy

Got a message for Democratic Underground? Click here to send us a message.

© 2001 - 2011 Democratic Underground, LLC