Ginger vs Mary Ann

[Deja Q]

Poll question: Ginger vs Mary Ann

:evilgrin:

[jeff30997]

1. Mary Ann of course !

Except if you're talking about Ginger Lynn. :evilgrin:

[madrchsod]

2. i`ll smoke a joint with mary ann.....

dawn must grow some killer weed

tina still looks good

[Deja Q]

3. OMG, Mary Ann aged 100 looks like a coworker!

:wow:

As for 'killer weed', is that how Bob Denver died?

:hide:

[madrchsod]

4. "according to wiki" he did get busted with a bunch of her weed

read the details of her traffic stop..dazed and confused

[Deja Q]

5. Well if she shaved, he wouldn't have been in trouble!

Wait, "weed" is a euphemism for only "marijuana"? :wow:

[azmouse]

13. A recent pic of Tina Louise:

Damn the pic won't show. Just go to awfulplasticsurgery.com. The pic of Tina Louise is on the second page.

She's not looking very good there.

[sammythecat]

26. I just spent a good half hour at that site

There's something very, very, wrong when people feel compelled to do this to themselves. It's just tragic, it really is.

[underpants]

14. Ginger

it still is no contest

[Tuesday Afternoon]

6. hmmm

Poor Professor :D

[Deja Q]

7. Well, he was busy... like in that game "Clue"...

He did it to Mrs Howell in the study with a candlestick.

:hide:

[Tuesday Afternoon]

8. good lord. Young man! How cheeky of you --

:rofl:

[trof]

9. Ginger was the one you wanted to make whoopee with, but...

Mary Ann was the one you took home to meet your mom.
:-)

[Deja Q]

10. Well, I always preferred Mary Ann...

She knew how to make a tasty coconut creme pie. Ginger was just a haughty snot. :P

[redqueen]

17. God I hate that shit.

Is this supposed to be funny?

Well ha ha ha.

[trof]

21. Sorry, don't understand you. What's the problem?

:shrug:

[redqueen]

22. Well I tried to PM you but...

anyway... just the idea that some women are for fucking and some are for relationships. It pisses me off. You were joking and I took it seriously... sorry about that. I have issues.

[trof]

23. I guess you do have issues. Sorry about that.

I have known women who were looking only for sex and women who only wanted a relationship.
I married one who was OK with both almost 40 years ago.
And I really don't like deadly seriousness in a lighthearted thread like this one.
:-(

[redqueen]

24. Yeah... I'm a crazy bitch I know.

I'll just fuck off now and quit ruining things.

on edit: I guess I get it now... so Ginger is only looking for sex, and Maryanne is looking for a relationship. I didn't know how you guys decided which women went into which category. Thanks for clearing that up for me.

[rrneck]

25. "which women went into which category"

I can't speak for the rest of the male population, but I never could figure it out either. Not even for the same woman from one moment to the next.

[cherish44]

11. Jeannie

Magic powers rule

[Strong Atheist]

12. Always like the girl-next-door type. Besides, famous people are trouble. nt.

[edbermac]

15. Hey! What about Mrs Howell?

She's pretty nice looking; and after you get her to dump Mr H, you got access to all that alimony.

[NJmaverick]

16. If I had to pick Mary Ann, but I think they are both hot in their own way

[blondeatlast]

18. Mary Ann was from my hometown of Winfield, Kansas. Yes, the town is very real and

prodices some pretty formidable tennis talent (of which I was also before my knee sucked so badly).

[Ilsa]

19. You forgot Bea Arthur. nt

[BlueJazz]

20. What a Brain.

[RoyGBiv]

27. Mary Ann

For one simple reason ...

I cannot tolerate that breathy, fake-sexy voice. I wouldn't be able to sit in the same room with her for five minutes without telling her to speak like a normal human being or shut up.

And, yes, I think Marilyn Monroe's rendition of Happy Birthday to President Kennedy was annoying too.

[cemaphonic]

30. heh, good call

I love Marilyn in a bunch of movies, but I'd love her a lot more without the girly simpering.

As for Ginger v Maryanne, Ginger also seems like a vapid, high-maintenance shrew, and Maryanne is prettier anyway.

God, I can't believe I'm participating in this thread. Being subjected to endless Gilligan's Island reruns at my horrible daycare is one of my less favorite memories of my childhood

[RoyGBiv]

31. ... and there you all were in class ...

... trying to list all the Gilligan's Island episodes without even a hint of irony."

Shavonne:"What in the hell are you talking about, girl?"

Kaye:"You weren't thinking about it, were you?" <

Shavonne:"Gilligan's Island?"

Kaye:"It's what's called the male pornographic fantasy."

Shavonne:"Oh my.."

Kaye:"Think about it. You're basically alone on a deserted island with two readily available women. One, a seductive sex goddess type, the other, a healthy girl next door type with a nice butt. So guys have it all, the madonna and the whore. Women get nothing. We get a geeky guy, an overweight middle aged guy, and some nerdy scientific type. I mean--"

Jodi:"The professor ... is sexy."

It happens. :)

[Zavulon]

28. For a quick fling, Ginger by a mile.

If we're talking about eternity, then Mary Ann by default.

[Xipe Totec]

29. Ginger

Professional, experienced, not an amateur...

[Liberal_in_LA]

32. The smart dude who could build radios from scratch