I have to help my freeper uncle install some CD's this week. If he calls Obama "Sambo" again,

[Lil Missy]

how should I sabotage his PC?

I love him, but when it comes to politics he's a total idiot and fuckwad.

Maybe he will lay off this time, cause I told him last time if he didn't lay off I'd leave him a screensaver of Obama. He about fainted.

[Lex]

1. Ask him if he knows what an ignoramus it makes him look like

to use those kinds of words.

[DS1]

2. edit his hosts file to point foxnews.com elsewhere

[Lil Missy]

3. Is there a good Obama site I could point his rushbo link to?

[kentauros]

5. How about this one?

http://www.whitehouse.gov/

:D

[Skittles]

4. you want I should kick some racist uncle ass, Lil Missy?

LEMME AT HIM

[Lil Missy]

8. YES! I can't believe he is so profoundly ugly about politics. He didn't even like McCain.

He said he voted for Palin. Totally loves her. :eyes:

As I recall, she was not running on the top of the ticket! Is that scary or what? People like him figured she'd be in charge!

:scared:

[Sebastian Doyle]

13. Well, the Vice President WAS in charge of their last administration

and the one from 1981-1989. So it's not without precedent.

Though Moosealini is in the tradition of Reagan and Chimpy. Not Poppy or Cheney. She's the empty headed puppet, not the power behind the throne. The truly scary thought is who might have been her VP if she had been promoted when Grandpa McCain died in office.

Thank God we'll never have to find out!

[Skittles]

20. he probably hated McCain because McCain didn't endorse torture

I'll kick his ass twice!!!

[flvegan]

6. Set every Sound Scheme prompt to a .wav of Obama saying "Change"

[kentauros]

7. lol!

:rofl:

I like that one :D

[SoxFan]

9. You know that annoying Windows music when you boot up? Replace it...

[jobycom]

15. Holy GOD that would be a coffee spiller!

:rofl:

[darkstar]

10. Paste this in his GWB Gallery

[Whoa_Nelly]

11. That scares even me!

:scared:

[OmahaBlueDog]

12. Remember this phrase, and channel your inner Michael Corleone when saying it

"You're my Uncle, and I love you, but if you don't want to pay the Geek Squad $100 bucks to install this garbage, you'll never use that word in my presence again about our President

.......ever"


Then install his software and take him to lunch.

[jobycom]

14. I like that. I wouldn't limit it to "about our president" though.

[XemaSab]

16. Install some safety settings on his 'puter

He'll never see pr0n again. x(

[silverojo]

17. Here are some ideas

Install a program that alternates desktop wallpapers. Use his regular wallpaper for the first one, and Obama wallpapers for all the rest.

Develop the event sounds idea that was mentioned upthread: Get several sound bytes of Obama, like "Yes We Can", and apply those to every event in Windows. One of my favorites is from Obama's audio book: "Get your own damn fries!" (I don't know why, it just cracks me up.)

Change all his cursors and pointers to Obama-themed ones.

Change the home page of his favorite browser to a large image of Obama on the web.

Change the sig file of his e-mail program to say, "Obama: Greatest President Ever!" He won't be able to see it on outgoing messages, but everybody he writes to CAN see it...on every message he sends!

Or you could just use a stun gun on his PC and leave a note behind saying, "Sambo was here". :evilgrin:

[Lil Missy]

19. Oooh! I like that! Especially about his outgoing emails!

:evilgrin:

[BlueIris]

18. You're a better person that I am. (I'm allergic to bigotry. Not sure I could love anyone

who called a black person a racist term.)

[HopeHoops]

21. Make DU his browser's home page

[Bertha Venation]

22. SAMBO?!

Has he always been a racist, or did he just revert to this ridiculousness because he doesn't like the prez?

[Lil Missy]

24. I think he only resorted to that because he hates any Democrat in charge.

[Deep13]

23. Lay off or he can install them himself.

Then ask him why he is not embarrassed to share a party with a bunch of whining losers.

[KamaAina]

25. You could always Rick Roll him

"I think you may be right about his being born in Kenya after all. Click here..."

Of course, he probably wouldn't get it. He might even like Rick Astley.