Good grief! I just discovered I'm circumcised!

[rug]

:cry:

[Midlodemocrat]

1. Better than finding out you're gonna be on Wife Swap.

:thumbsup:

[rug]

2. Now no one will want to swap. I need to talk to philboy about this.

[Dr. Strange]

3. Nice post, Tommy.

“Look at this. What’s happening to me. Look at this!” He was pointing furiously to his penis. “It’s like I’m some radioactive mutant freak.”
Jody went to him and grabbed his hands—held him steady, looked him in the eyes. “Tommy, calm down. It’s just your foreskin.”

[Droopy]

4. Have you been losing weight, too?

I just found out what my feet look like the other day.

[Beer Snob-50]

5. jeez!!!

i hate it when mad rabbis sneak into ones bedroom while in an alcholic slumber and do the dirty deed.

[LeftyFingerPop]

6. NOW you tell me.

[seaker]

7. Ouch!

:wow:

[Solly Mack]

8. Shocking

[Bake]

9. Haven't seen it in a while, eh?

:hi:

Bake

[Arugula Latte]

10. Maybe it was a twist on "they drug you, take your kidney, and leave you in an ice bath"

Maybe your foreskin was needed more urgently by someone else?