My problem isn't the utter lack of moral compass. It's that the blood sometimes upsets my tumtum.

[Rabrrrrrr]

Probably the iron content, but I can't be certain on that.

And then I have to have my mom rub my tummy and bring me tea and toast while I snuggle and bed in my flannies, and she reads me Pippi Longstocking until I feel good enough to go out again.

[Parche]

1. Probably The Fact You Are From Kentucky

Uncle Dad....:hi:

[Rabrrrrrr]

2. Shut up, grandson nephew

[Tuesday Afternoon]

3. Tales of Baby Dracula

Voume One.

[Lil Missy]

4. Here's the problem ... blood is not a cocktail.

And you need to suck blood at night instead of daytime, dumbass.

:P

[Rabrrrrrr]

6. Could it be that maybe I'm, say, type-A-intolerant?

Since it doesn't happen with all blood, maybe it's just certain blood types?

Something to think about.

And I shall consider the night time feeding, beginning with you for your insolence.

:grr:

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

5. It's much easier to digest if you eat it poured on ice cream.

[RoyGBiv]

7. You win the Internet ...

...and my dinner. I'll put it in a baggie and have it sent over. It's only a couple hours old.

[TK421]

8. I'm O positive...if you find yourself a connoisseur of blood

I didn't know you were emo dude!

[nytemare]

9. You might like the movie "Teknolust"

It is about cyborg clones who have to have sperm tea to make up for their lack of Y chromosome. It is sort of a cute, funny indie movie, despite how it sounds.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teknolust