Holy shit! Spock is Kirk's father?!? Didn't see that one coming!

[Orrex]

[Pacifist Patriot]

1. Seeing as how my family is taking me to see the Star Trek movie tomorrow for Mother's Day...

Okay fine, tomorrow isn't Mother's Day, but I'm preaching that morning and officiating a wedding that afternoon so the day is toast.

Shut up!

;)

[Orrex]

2. I don't see why you can't take the congregation and the wedding party to the theater

Everybody loves a good 23rd century romp!

[Pacifist Patriot]

3. Hmmm.....my congregation would groove on it.

The wedding party? Probably not so much.

Hell, my congregation would probably enjoy a sermon on 23rd century romps.

[Orrex]

6. What denomination, by the way?

You're not one of those crazy Church-of-the-Jedi zealots, are you?

[Pacifist Patriot]

7. Considering I serve a Unitarian Universalist congregation the odds are pretty good...

I've got Pastafarian, Church-of-the-Jedi and Beer Church adherents in the pews.

[Manifestor_of_Light]

9. I don't drink beer; I just worship the coffeepot like a good UU.

:D :rofl: :toast:

[Pacifist Patriot]

12. Yep, the UU Holy Day of Obligation

Your turn to make the coffee.

[hunter]

4. Slash

Twisted

[DarkTirade]

8. See, I never saw the Kirk/Spock slash thing.

Just doesn't seem logical.

Now Spock/McCoy? So much tension in the air you could cut it with a spork.

[hunter]

10. Kirk would hit anything.

But that Spock in McCoy's head thing?

24/7 they couldn't drag McCoy out of his quarters.

[DarkTirade]

14. Kirk would hit anything... but I still only got the 'just friends' vibe between those two.

[hunter]

17. That can be sorta sexy too.

A glance, a nod, a wink in the locker room.

Hey, here, let me help you with that P.O.S. space suit... When's Star Fleet gonna spring for the nano-molecular skin tight stuff?

[DarkTirade]

19. Heh... that made me think of the episode of The Simpsons when Flanders had that skin-tight

skiing outfit.

"Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all!" :P

[Orrex]

20. "Stupid sexy Flanders!"

[hunter]

21. !

:P

[Orrex]

11. Wasn't Spork Spock's younger brother?

And, therefore, Kirk's uncle?

[DarkTirade]

13. No, Spork was the spoof character from the crappy sci-fi movie Galaxina.

Sad that I remember that...

[Orrex]

15. With Dorothy Stratton?

Uh. Somebody told me about that. Um.

[DarkTirade]

18. I'd never heard of it until I was working a late shift and I discovered it on HBO or Cinemax

or one of those cable channels at like 3 in the morning. :P

[AllenVanAllen]

23. Spock & McCoy?

The people that made this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uxTpyCdriY may think differently!

[DarkTirade]

24. That's different, that's Pon Farr.

He wasn't exactly in his right mind at the time. :P

[AllenVanAllen]

26. LOL!

[Orangepeel]

5. but wait... I thought it was Darth Vader

:wtf:

[krispos42]

16. He's his mother!

OuchOuchOuchOuchOuch....

[applegrove]

22. Oh you...

[rucky]

25. And the Enterprise is a sled!

who knew?