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You know how they have these people at Wal-Marts that sometimes check your receipt as you go out the door?
I've always resented it. It seems that Wal-Mart's default position is that their customers are potential criminals. And that is one reason I hate Wal-Mart.
But I shop there anyway, because it saves me a considerable amount of money. :(
The woman that "mans" the door that I usually exit is extremely short. I mean really short. She might be taller than three feet, but I doubt it.
I never knew her name until she stopped me one day to check my receipt. Because I had beer in the cart.
It was when I stooped down to hand her my receipt, that I noticed her nametag.
Maybe it is a nickname. But I don't think it is.
I nearly fainted from trying to suppress my laughter.
Her name was "Minnie."
You probably had to be there, but I cracked up on the inside.
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