My astrologer told me that I'm going to win the DU computer

[Orrex]

Or was it my gardener? Who's the one who shovels all the bullshit?

:shrug:

[siligut]

1. I guess that cancels out my fortune cookie damnit!

:rofl:

[Orrex]

13. Unless we're the same person

Whoa!

[LaurenG]

2. That is a great astrologer because that would be a difficult thing to do

I'll check with my psychic to see if you were mislead.

[Orrex]

7. Well, she made me disrobe before doing the reading. Is that normal?

And why did I have to stand in the bowl of mashed potatoes?

[LaurenG]

8. So she fed you after your "reading"

and was she impressed by your stellium and did she point out any hard aspects???

[Orrex]

11. She said something about Taurus rising

But after that it's kind of a blur.

[LaurenG]

17. I'm sure she wanted to tell you of the yod 90 degrees uranus

but it also sounds as if she may have taken advantage of you. All in all the food, the nakedness and all the discussion of your planetoids must have been at least entertaining. Oh and don't give up hope you probably still have a 20,000 to one chance to win that laptop. ;)

[TZ]

3. Okay

I have found my friday night entertainment you naughty naughty boy! :rofl: :popcorn:

[Orrex]

4. Well, the manure the merrier!

:hide:

[TZ]

5. You have a PhD don't you...?

"Piled Higher and Deeper".....:rofl:

[Orrex]

6. I'll have you know that my eyes are blue, thank you.

[kentauros]

9. No it was that "scientist" you were talking to the other day

about "astronomical" chances against winning such games of chance

[Orrex]

10. He likes people to refer to him as "His Excellency the High Priest of the First Church of Science."

Try to get it right next time.

[rucky]

12. My psychic advisor told me not to believe your astrologer.

[Orrex]

14. Psychic advisors are nonsense

Astrologers, though, declare themselves to be scrupulously accurate and truthful. They wouldn't lie about something like that, would they?

[rucky]

15. Let's ask Magic 8-Ball.

it'll settle this.

[Orrex]

16. Ah, yes! An unimpeachable prognosticator if ever there was one.

[Orrex]

18. kick for 26 minutes to go