What is the greatest prize you can imagine that DU could auction, that you would bid for?

[Mike 03]

I know, I know, there's a a temptation to say "an hour with Angelina Jolie" or something like that.

You can of course answer that way if you want, but I'm interested in practical suggestions, like "lunch with Angelina Jolie," or "a twosome with Angelina Jolie and Drew Barrymore."

I would bid on either of those.

It's vitally important to be realistic here.

[Fire Walk With Me]

1. Grovelbot himself?

Complete with the power to post as Grovelbot at any time.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

2. A lapdance from EarlG

lust, I haz it for EarlG :)

[sasquatch]

3. Midlo's first born

:hide:

[Midlodemocrat]

9. You can't afford her and she's not for sale.

[sasquatch]

17. I didn't say I would buy her

But others probably would.
:D

[auntAgonist]

4. I'd bid for

freedom of speech for all DU members without the risk of losing membership. I think that's a realistic prize :)

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kesha

[LostinVA]

5. One of Midlo's Quints

[sasquatch]

7. Way to rip me off there, Dennis Leary

:P

[Inchworm]

6. Sex ... with ... ummmm

Whats'ername.

:*

[mitchum]

8. Dick Cheney's head

[Initech]

13. This.

[BarenakedLady]

10. Phone numbers and addresses of all the hawt, available, du men.

Yes, ALL of them!

I've got some free time coming.

:evilgrin:

[Arugula Latte]

11. Certificate for lunch at the Times Square Olive Garden.

[SilverFallsNY]

12. Free gas for a year

93 octane for the Beamer.

[fizzgig]

14. a real job

not fun, but what i need most

[Heidi]

15. Three things:

Antique phrenological head


Hermes manual typewriter


Cardinal Zin wine label designed by Ralph Steadman

[chknltl]

16. A trip to Germany

to get me some of MissHoneychurch's home cookin'! (Miss H was talkin about food in her "Good Morning DU" OP again....mmmmmm paprika schnitzel!)