Overheard in New York...

[Beaverhausen]

http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/pages/mostpopular.html

Upper-East-Side lady on cell: I know, but I was at a funeral all day...Yeah, it was sad, but I really didn't know him at all...This saddest thing was seeing his daughters upset. They're the same ages as--Wow! This shirt is only $19!! You can't even buy a freaking Frappuccino for $19! I'm getting it in blue.

--Banana Republic, 86th & 3rd

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Little girl, pointing to grab holds: Look, Dad, monkey bars!
Little boy: I wanna play on the pole! No, you can't too, this is my pole!
Dad: Bobby, everyone can play on the pole!
Little girl: Bobby, go back to your pole!
Little boy: Fine! Look, Dad, I'm a pole dancer!

--PATH train, World Trade Center

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Young woman #1: Guys never want to eat me out.

Middle-aged dad with kids: Hey, we're trying to eat over here.

Young woman #1: See, even hearing about it freaks them out.

Young man at next table: Maybe I can take a look for you and give you my assessment.

Middle-aged dad with kids: For God's sake, this is a family restaurant!

Young woman #2: You have a very controversial vagina.

--Mickey D's, Times Square

[bigwillq]

1. The first one was the best.

:rofl:

[Suich]

2. That's a funny site! Thanks!

:rofl:

[Tangerine LaBamba]

3. My favorite NY moment .........

A young woman was walking along the street somewhere in SoHo before it was hip, and a crazy old guy was standing in front of a store, unzipped, his unit dangling.

She just stared straight ahead and the old guy yelled at her, "Hey, honey, you know what this is?"

Without looking over, she said, "Yes, it looks just like a penis, only smaller."

That is a FABULOUS site!!! Thanks......................

[Beaverhausen]

4. kick

[Bucky]

5. Hilarious!! - "Cranberry's something you eat"

Cop, taking report of stolen car: Ok, what was the color, make and model?

Metro Guy: It's cranberry and...

Cop: Cranberry's something you eat, son, your car was red.